Funny stuff thats no joke

Handy Hints  LOL..................

paul wrote:Handy Hints  LOL..................

Selfie Paul! I knew I recognised that face

  Happy to share a good idea 

Chook wrote:

Image deleted or moved ...............stop teasing us 

paul wrote:

Chook wrote:

Image deleted or moved ...............stop teasing us 

Damn, not sure why Tinypic got rid of it, it was a chalk board sign outside a Cafe


- VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL-

- BRING YOUR GIRLFRIEND - 25% OFF!

- BRING YOUR WIFE - 40% OFF!

- BRING THEM BOTH - FREE!!

Maybe it's a female who runs their site , & she thought it was sexist 

Ummm................na , no comment 

Here you go chook

paul wrote:Ummm................na , no comment 

What's so funny about Rooster Soup Paul? I reckon you've just got a dirty mind like the wowsers at Adelaide Oval that whinged about this banner we built during the 2006 SANFL finals when Andrew Jarman was coaching North Adelaide




BTW, the little kid holding the bottom down in the white top is Dancing Pillion when she was about 8 years old

Chook wrote:

paul wrote:Ummm................na , no comment 

What's so funny about Rooster Soup Paul? I reckon you've just got a dirty mind like the wowsers at Adelaide Oval that whinged about this banner we built during the 2006 SANFL finals when Andrew Jarman was coaching North Adelaide    




BTW, the little kid holding the bottom down in the white top is Dancing Pillion when she was about 8 years old

Must admit ..I have never felt the urge to keep mine on a leash ..........

I think I must be ahead of my time ..............

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
18. Breasts are proof that men can focus on 2 things at a time!!

Time to bring back some of the old .......................

Chook wrote:Time to bring back some of the old .......................

I printed this off for Sue ......................I got the distinct impression she didn't take it seriously at all................I could hardly even get a word in because of her ( overly enthusiastic ) laughter to plead my case     Maybe if I put it in a nice frame ?????

I showed it to Kaylah telling her lucky she was born nearly 50 years later....

I pretty sure every instruction was met with the same response........



...... Yeh, FUCK OFF!!



What has happened to my sweet princess

Pretty much my daughters response just then as well ...............no respect