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Post  gazzar on Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:17 am

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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Wed 28 Dec 2016, 2:53 pm

@madmax wrote:
Wow...........that didn't  take long  Laughing

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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  madmax on Thu 29 Dec 2016, 9:54 am

IDIOT SIGHTING.

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING.

We had to have the garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since...this happened in Ipswich, Qld
IDIOT SIGHTING.

I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbour call the local council P & W office to request the removal of the WOMBAT CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many wombats are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
Story from Collingwood, Melbourne.

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.

My daughter went to a Mexican takeaway and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Bankstown, Sydney.....

IDIOT SIGHTING.

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
This happened in Elizabeth S.A.

The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee in ATO Newcastle NSW AU.

IDIOT SIGHTING.

When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'

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They walk among us, they breed, and they vote…....
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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Thu 29 Dec 2016, 10:31 am

Quote " Idiot sighting " 


I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
This happened in Elizabeth S.A.




maybe this should have been posted in the " Irony thread  " ......................there is no airport at Elizabeth , the nearest one to there is a quite small one at Parafield ( light planes )   Laughing

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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  BanditDave on Thu 29 Dec 2016, 1:44 pm

@paul wrote:Quote " Idiot sighting " 


I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
This happened in Elizabeth S.A.




maybe this should have been posted in the " Irony thread  " ......................there is no airport at Elizabeth , the nearest one to there is a quite small one at Parafield ( light planes )   Laughing

I spotted the error also. It should have been the Morphett Vale International Airport.

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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  madmax on Thu 29 Dec 2016, 4:26 pm

@paul wrote:Quote " Idiot sighting " 


I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
This happened in Elizabeth S.A.




maybe this should have been posted in the " Irony thread  " ......................there is no airport at Elizabeth , the nearest one to there is a quite small one at Parafield ( light planes )   Laughing

Now don't let the facts get in the way of a good laugh Paul

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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Thu 29 Dec 2016, 7:53 pm

@BanditDave wrote:
@paul wrote:Quote " Idiot sighting " 


I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
This happened in Elizabeth S.A.




maybe this should have been posted in the " Irony thread  " ......................there is no airport at Elizabeth , the nearest one to there is a quite small one at Parafield ( light planes )   Laughing

I spotted the error also. It should have been the Morphett Vale International Airport.
Must be what they mean by " getting high " in Morphett Vale  drunken   Laughing

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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Chook on Sat 31 Dec 2016, 9:46 am

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Post  Chook on Sat 31 Dec 2016, 1:31 pm

2016 has been a tough year for celebrities

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Post  paul on Sat 31 Dec 2016, 3:14 pm


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Post  BanditDave on Sat 31 Dec 2016, 4:22 pm

Now there's living proof that sex, drugs, alcohol and smoking can't be all that bad for you. Very Happy

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Post  madmax on Fri 06 Jan 2017, 6:12 pm


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Post  Chook on Sat 07 Jan 2017, 9:02 pm

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Post  Re-Cycled on Sat 07 Jan 2017, 10:10 pm

@Chook wrote:
Not another one lost to ICE!? Shocked

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Post  madmax on Sun 08 Jan 2017, 3:07 pm

@Chook wrote:

goes down better with some tomato sauce on it mate

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Post  BanditDave on Sun 08 Jan 2017, 3:17 pm

@madmax wrote:
@Chook wrote:

goes down better with some tomato sauce on it mate

Just the sort of response you would expect from a "Mexican"

I'm a little disappointed there is not a side dish of tofu.

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Post  Chook on Sun 15 Jan 2017, 5:18 pm

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Post  Ironman on Mon 16 Jan 2017, 6:00 pm

Ill never look at my can of WD40 again without smiling again. 

Print it out and stick it to a can of it and leave it beside the bed. See what what out better halves say. LMFAO Razz

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Post  gazzar on Thu 19 Jan 2017, 9:06 pm


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Post  gazzar on Thu 26 Jan 2017, 1:48 pm


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Post  paul on Mon 30 Jan 2017, 11:40 pm

Having a bad day ?


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Post  madmax on Tue 31 Jan 2017, 6:15 am

I'm surprised he was allowed to have them

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Post  Chook on Fri 03 Feb 2017, 8:37 pm

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Post  paul on Sat 04 Feb 2017, 3:17 pm

Might have been the inspiration for that meat dress Lady Gaga wore Shocked Laughing

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Post  madmax on Sun 05 Feb 2017, 5:35 pm


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Post  2wheelsagain on Mon 06 Feb 2017, 10:59 am

^^^^^ Ha ha ha ha
affraid lol!

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