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Post  gazzar on Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:17 am

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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:41 am

Burial , Cremation , and now there is also a cheaper alternative  Laughing


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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Chook on Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:08 am

instant fertiliser, spreading the ashes will become spreading the blood and bone Shocked
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Post  Jimmy the Boy on Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:01 am

The movie Fargo Very Happy
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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Chook on Sun 07 May 2017, 4:33 pm

Nice looking restaurant, hope you like your vagina spicy



if the woman in your life isn't so keen on Tandoori, perhaps this would be more to her liking



Shocked  Shocked
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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Sun 07 May 2017, 5:36 pm

Chook wrote:





Shocked  Shocked
& they even went to the trouble of making my ex a special soup ! Laughing

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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  madmax on Sat 27 May 2017, 4:39 pm



Only in Adelaide Razz lol!

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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Chook on Sat 27 May 2017, 6:10 pm

He'll be waiting for you madmax, you'll be in trouble in December Wink
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Post  paul on Sat 27 May 2017, 6:28 pm

Have you been looking at me wife's Facebook again MM ................. Laughing
( that bloke has a Rottweiler now so stay away from Wyatt street . Razz )

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Post  madmax on Sat 27 May 2017, 8:51 pm

Chook wrote:He'll be waiting for you madmax, you'll be in trouble in December Wink

So it was you then?

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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Chook on Sun 28 May 2017, 3:07 am

Laughing Laughing  .....



NO!!!





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Post  Chook on Sun 11 Jun 2017, 4:21 pm

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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Chook on Sat 17 Jun 2017, 12:39 pm







I first saw this next one on the facebook page of local SA TV presenter Andrew "Cossi" Costello (South Aussie with Cossie), most saw the funny side, a couple of wowsers weren't too impressed Smile

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Post  paul on Sat 17 Jun 2017, 1:53 pm

Chook wrote:







I've felt like doing the same thing myself ......................precedence set ...... Laughing

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Post  Chook on Sat 17 Jun 2017, 7:07 pm

Laughing Laughing
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Post  paul on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 11:01 pm


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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  BanditDave on Sat 01 Jul 2017, 6:31 am

Is that you Paul?

And who is that young sheila you have picked up?

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Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Sat 01 Jul 2017, 10:42 am

BanditDave wrote:Is that you Paul?

And who is that young sheila you have picked up?
Sun, sand , surf , & sexy women .............what more could you want .Oh and money ,definitely money .............oh ....and a new bike and maybe a yacht ................and perhaps a big mansion and then maybe a .......... Laughing

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Post  Chook on Sun 02 Jul 2017, 12:59 pm

BanditDave wrote:Is that you Paul?

And who is that young sheila you have picked up?

He lives pretty close to some nice white sandy beaches, could be Shocked Shocked
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Post  Re-Cycled on Sun 02 Jul 2017, 3:55 pm

Chook wrote:
BanditDave wrote:Is that you Paul?

And who is that young sheila you have picked up?

He lives pretty close to some nice white sandy beaches, could be Shocked Shocked
Reminds me of the old joke in the 70s when streaking was popular.

An old couple decided to streak at the Royal Easter Show in support of "Grey Power" ..



They got 1st place in the Best Dried Arrangement category. Shocked

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Post  paul on Sun 02 Jul 2017, 5:18 pm

lol!  You blokes are a " crack " up..............that bloke is obviously more suited to the plumbing trade than  trimming  Razz Laughing

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Post  paul on Thu 06 Jul 2017, 8:26 pm


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Post  truck on Sat 29 Jul 2017, 9:00 am

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.
She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?"
The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach".
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"
The husband said meekly, "Your Honour, she also stole a can of peas."
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Post  paul on Sat 29 Jul 2017, 11:35 pm


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