Funny stuff thats no joke

paul Mon 24 Sep 2012, 8:52 pm

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd start a thread to collate all the odd-ball / funny stuff that's not exactly a joke & doesn't have somewhere to post apart from cluttering up the forum with lots of single posts.

I'll start...............

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paul Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:51 am

Chook Sat 27 Dec 2014, 9:15 pm

paul Sat 27 Dec 2014, 9:19 pm

Chook Sat 27 Dec 2014, 9:21 pm

With our beverage container deposit scheme in SA, I reckon we could at least triple that Paul, keep drinking mate, we'll end up filthy rich Wink

paul Sat 27 Dec 2014, 9:24 pm

paul Fri 02 Jan 2015, 11:12 am

Oh dear ,& they walk among us !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vupgBykQnko

paul Fri 02 Jan 2015, 12:11 pm

Poor unfortunate Clint eh ............................ Laughing

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Re-Cycled Fri 02 Jan 2015, 7:19 pm

paul wrote:Poor unfortunate Clint eh ............................

Same sort of thing can happen with the FLICK pest control slogan. Smile

paul Fri 09 Jan 2015, 5:56 pm

Alarm clocks .......................

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/doalrms2

Chook Fri 09 Jan 2015, 7:53 pm

A woman walks into a Kalgoorlie accountant's office and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions."
He gets her name, address etc. And then asks,"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to re phrase
that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work.
Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite poultry
farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does poultry farming have to do with being a
prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."
"Poultry Farmer it is."

Chook Fri 09 Jan 2015, 7:54 pm

Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in South Texas, asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'
Then, little 10 year old Darrell, with a proud Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: "Well, dumbass, stop clapping!”

paul Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:16 pm

paul Sat 17 Jan 2015, 9:33 am

Paper....................

https://www.youtube.com/embed/V_gOZDWQj3Q?rel=0

2wheelsagain Sat 17 Jan 2015, 1:34 pm

Re-Cycled Sat 17 Jan 2015, 1:58 pm

2wheelsagain wrote:

Seems to be subject of a dispute, I think this is the same one.

gazzar Sun 18 Jan 2015, 5:39 pm

gazzar Sun 18 Jan 2015, 5:47 pm

paul wrote:

Love dat humor Paul .

gazzar Mon 26 Jan 2015, 8:40 pm

Chook Mon 26 Jan 2015, 8:49 pm

I'm g;ad that's in the "Funny Stuff That's No Joke" thread, "Straya", ther most cringeworthy word in Australian vocabulary.

The only word that makes me ashamed to be a Aussie!!

paul Sun 01 Feb 2015, 9:28 pm

paul Wed 04 Feb 2015, 8:39 pm

A new phenomenon called
E-MOONING
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

Funny stuff thats no joke - Page 31 Yes

means a smile and

Funny stuff thats no joke - Page 31 Sad

is a frown.

Well, how about some 'ARSICONS?'
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) an arse hole

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb Arse