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Funny stuff thats no joke
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Thought I'd start a thread to collate all the odd-ball / funny stuff that's not exactly a joke & doesn't have somewhere to post apart from cluttering up the forum with lots of single posts.
I'll start...............
Thought I'd start a thread to collate all the odd-ball / funny stuff that's not exactly a joke & doesn't have somewhere to post apart from cluttering up the forum with lots of single posts.
I'll start...............
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barry_mcki wrote:and they only had two nuts per tyre - talk about cutting corners. Putting all five on would have added at least another 10 seconds
There weren't too many nuts or bolts put in anywhere
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Probably why there were so many men in the jeep ................to hold it downKiwisteve wrote:paul wrote:4 Minute Jeep..........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgwF8mdQwlw
How funny is that? I wouldn't want to hit the picks too hard, the body might fly off
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paul wrote:
I think I'll just leave it at good.
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Life can be a bit of a roller coaster sometimes ..............LOL
https://www.youtube.com/embed/tdl8wnQOkjM
https://www.youtube.com/embed/tdl8wnQOkjM
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Bugger that for a joke. Give me my bike any day. At least I know who's in control!
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Some of the other rides that come on at the end of that video are pretty "Awesome " as wellKiwisteve wrote:Bugger that for a joke. Give me my bike any day. At least I know who's in control!
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Just ask an expert ...............
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADNvu-1fz48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADNvu-1fz48
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paul wrote:Just ask an expert ...............
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADNvu-1fz48
You tube suggested this for me in the side bar which was much better.
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You're lucky , my side bar is full of David Attenborough's wanna-be..........it's like watching a train wreck but you can't look away ..............LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yxm-UwPKN0&list=PLJKXSVei5ow8FvsxZh3pd_8Aohco5nu4l&index=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yxm-UwPKN0&list=PLJKXSVei5ow8FvsxZh3pd_8Aohco5nu4l&index=1
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I copied this alegedly actual dairy extract
August 31st
Just got transferred with work into our new home in Coober Pedy South Australia. Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from a deck chair on the veranda. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.
September 13th
Really heating up. Got to 35 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshiper.
September 30th
Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots of palms and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me.
Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
October 10th
The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least today it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.
October 15th
Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
October 20th
I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $3,000 Leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Wiskettes and cat sh*t. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.
October 25th
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant fuckin blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the blink and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needed to order parts.
October 30th
Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. Bloody $300,000 House and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?
November 4th
It's 38 degrees. Finally got the ol' air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 25, but the bloody humidity makes the house feel like it's about 30. Stupid repairman! I hate this stupid fuckin place!!
November 8th
If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to f*ckin throttle him. Fuckin heat! By the time I get to work the car's radiator was boiling over, my clothes are soakin f*ckin wet, and I Smell like baked cat!!
November 9th
Tried to run some messages after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my fuckin arse was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and my Fuckin arse. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried a*se, and baked cat.
November 10th
The weather report might as well be a fuckin recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and fuckin sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn fuckin place? Water rationing will be next, so my $2,000 worth of palms just might dry up and blow into the fuckin pool. Even the palms can't live in this fuckin heat.
November 14th
Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 44 today. Now the air-conditioner's gone in my car. The repairman came to fix it and Said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail my arse out of jail for assaulting the stupid f*cker.
Fuck Coober bloody Pedy What kind of a sick demented fuckin idiot would want to live here?
December 1st
WHAT?????
Dec 1st is the first day of summer????
You are fuckin kiddin!!
Re: Funny stuff thats no joke
^ Or even 'diary'.
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Cows .............didn't he mention the cows ...............bloody things are every where ; you really need to watch where you step !palexxxx wrote:^ Or even 'diary'.
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I would have run with the cows excuse .....................I think we were on a winner there..................(e.g milky opals from Coober Pedy)Chook wrote:palexxxx wrote:^ Or even 'diary'.
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Maybe a fluro vest might help............
https://www.youtube.com/embed/5RAaW_1FzYg?autoplay=1&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0
https://www.youtube.com/embed/5RAaW_1FzYg?autoplay=1&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0
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I’m off to the Optometrist for my appointment. By the way
You haven't shaved very well and your tie is crooked!
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