Bloody Chickens

Our 4 chickens are free range ,very free apparently .I have found one on the couch sitting down watching t.v. in the lounge . Ive found one in the back of the car 10 kls from home . They lay eggs in the back of the work ute  , seem to think the upstairs bedroom is the party area (what a mess ). Stand on the bandit seat or tank .
To day I walk in the kitchen and one black chook is dancing on the computer keyboard .

I bet that they lay the tastiest eggs,  hey Gus? If you can find them. 
My parents had some free range chooks. Would lay anywhere except the coup. They tasted great.

one word.

doors.

 

Had a bit of that same trouble with the baby goats.

Ewok1958 wrote:Had a bit of that same trouble with the baby goats.

now you are just showing off!

   too cute

Sounds like a few Sunday roasts coming up to me    

Bosco15 wrote:I bet that they lay the tastiest eggs,  hey Gus? If you can find them. 
My parents had some free range chooks. Would lay anywhere except the coup. They tasted great.

The eggs or the chickens    

That's bloody funny Gus! Woulda liked to see the look on your face when the stowaway was discovered!

I went in to pay for petrol ,came out and there's a chicken on the window sill observing the petrol station . Wasn't sure if it was our chicken ,it was .

Yep, beginning to look like Old McGus's farm

Umm......shut your doors!  

How's locking them inside going to help ? 

EE EYE EE EYE OHH!!

Jimmy the Boy wrote:EE EYE EE EYE OHH!!

 and on that farm he had some uncontrollable chickens EE EYE EE EYE OHH !!

Another....
 
  Medical Alert  Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion. This is good to know...  MEDICAL RESEARCH
  Australian Medical Association researchers have found
that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving  chicken blood  rather than human blood.  It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.

Just thought you'd like to know.....

......OK, I'll be going to my room now.