Bloody Dickheads

It might come as no surprise that most bikes featured are HD tractors but it proves there are some dickheads out there.
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That was a good laugh.

most of those remind me of a certain club where members who used to ride years ago & are now cashed up , go out & buy a " cruiser " & attempt ot recapture whatever image they have in their heads ,& don't have a bloody clue what they are doing...............resulting in ..................well we just saw the result

Hahaha. That was hilarious.

I think there's a few pointers

1. Don't try riding up a ramp, cause if it goes pair shaped your really expensive paint job will get ruined along with your pride.
2. Don't brake mid corner.
3. Don't follow riders destined to crash, you will too.
4. Running boards are only good for causing lack of front end grip (and inevitably crashing) after scraping them at 10 degrees lean angles. A bike needs to lean, a car doesn't
5. Using your face/head as a way to stop doesn't work so well.
6. Just imagine what damage these guys would really have caused if they decided to ride 1000cc race bikes instead

Some potential Darwin award recipients there.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

Re-Cycled wrote:Some potential Darwin award recipients there.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

Surprised the first wife didn't rate a mention amongst that lot

Some people should just stay away from motorbikes.

I'm still laughing at the clown on the Victory trying to smoke the rear wheel

madmax wrote:I'm still laughing at the clown on the Victory trying to smoke the rear wheel

I've watched that video before and I still can't work out what he is doing wrong. The cup of beer under the real wheel almost does the trick.

To restore your faith in motorcyclists, have a look at the best saves in MotoGP 2012.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzB6KSlD6ec

I bet there were a few pair of brown undies after those close calls!

Sloth_27 wrote:

I've watched that video before and I still can't work out what he is doing wrong.

He has the power to weight ratio of an invalid scooter!

Re-Cycled wrote:

Sloth_27 wrote:

I've watched that video before and I still can't work out what he is doing wrong.

He has the power to weight ratio of an invalid scooter!

Do you mean the bike or the poor old bastard trying to ride it haha.