Fastest Colour Bandit.

I read here occasionally of members making false and unfounded claims that their Bandits colour is the " fastest one ". Well, I would like to put this topic to rest once and for all. There is only 'ONE' fastest colour. And that is "Red", and all variants of the shade. No if's, no but's. The whole world knows it, apart from you unfortunate few that ride slower colours and live in a dreamworld. It was no mistake that the colour RED is associated with speed, as it should be. You only have to look at a RED Bandit and your head will become dizzy from the hyper speed aura that it omits. On a personal note. I had to purchase a new expensive camera just to take a picture of my RED steed, as I did not have a fast enough shutter speed to capture it, WHILE IT WAS STANDING STILL ! I also had to purchase velcro gloves and pants to prevent me from being blown off from the " Mighty One ", "RED", at warp speeds that are unheard of on other slow coloured Bandits. Here is a pic of a " Fastest Bandit " ..... Did you see it ? Of course not, it was too bloody fast. Point proven. Now go back to your slow coloured Bandits and look at them and face the fact. It is a SLOW colour. Sorry. Now go to your spouse or loved one and confess the lie that you have been living. Cry on her shoulder. She will understand. Well she did marry you after all. Stay strong and maybe one day you too will join the fortunate ones and ride the Fastest Bandit. The RED one.

It`s a good thing you did`nt buy a " BRITISH RACING GREEN " one then

Na man, you got it all wrong. Red is classed as an angry colour which represents friction. Therefore it can't be the fastest colour. BLUE represents flow and therefore is the only fast colour.

paul wrote:It`s a good thing you did`nt buy a " BRITISH RACING GREEN " one then

The first word in that colour ses it all !

I thought black was the fastest and that`s why they paint stealth fighters black . Black is so fast its even got its own category of colour .

Nup. Black represents death. Dead things don't move.

Blue ? The colour you give to a baby boy. Ha. Blue, the word used to discribe a state of depression. Which I guess is what you are in when you ride one. Cheer up. Could be worse. You might have picked a BLACK one.

Kaupy1962 wrote:Nup. Black represents death. Dead things don't move.

That sounds more like my ex wife

Black is not even a colour. The only thing Black that travels at speed is one that you squeeze while looking in a mirror. And most things Black DONT WORK !

" Black is beautiful " / beautiful things need to keep moving or someone will want to claim it as their own / therefore black needs to be fastest to keep one step ahead of everyone else !

How can you make such an irrational statement, and keep a straight face ? Black is not even found in nature, except for coal, and that lives underground where it belongs. Why do you think Santa wears a RED suit ? Because of the speed that he travels to get around the world so quick. Red is Fastest.

Hammy wrote:How can you make such an irrational statement, and keep a straight face ? Black is not even found in nature, except for coal, and that lives underground where it belongs. Why do you think Santa wears a RED suit ? Because of the speed that he travels to get around the world so quick. Red is Fastest.

I`m irrational // and you still believe in santa I rest my case .

Dont you start on Santa !

Black isn't a colour, it's a shade.

Which means that the question asked (Which is the fastest colour) is impossible to answer, as the 'black' bandit is the fastest.

[quote="b12mick"]Black isn't a colour, it's a shade.

It's a "shade" slower than Blue. And both way behind RED, which is the Fastest colour.

Hammy wrote:the colour RED is associated with speed, as it should be.

Yet they make stop signs and stop light RED. Looks like RED means STOP!

madmax wrote:

Hammy wrote:the colour RED is associated with speed, as it should be.

Yet they make stop signs and stop light RED. Looks like RED means STOP!

However both stop signs and stop lights are always in front of you, so we still get there first, hence red is always the fastest.

barry_mcki wrote:

madmax wrote:

Hammy wrote:the colour RED is associated with speed, as it should be.

Yet they make stop signs and stop light RED. Looks like RED means STOP!

However both stop signs and stop lights are always in front of you, so we still get there first, hence red is always the fastest.

I haven't seen any moving stop signs/lights recently

I was going to say pink........

red aint a fast colour its a ANGRY colour ! proven fact , mythbusters am sure

Jimcoleman wrote:red aint a fast colour its a ANGRY colour ! proven fact , mythbusters am sure

Anger is just one of the emotions that riding a RED Bandit conjurs up. ( angry at the slower colour riders that are always getting in the road. And anger from the ones that chose the wrong colour in the first place ). RED also evokes Passion, Excitement, Exhilaration, and of course Envy from the slower colour rders.

Hammy wrote:

Jimcoleman wrote:red aint a fast colour its a ANGRY colour ! proven fact , mythbusters am sure

Anger is just one of the emotions that riding a RED Bandit conjurs up. ( angry at the slower colour riders that are always getting in the road. And anger from the ones that chose the wrong colour in the first place ). RED also evokes Passion, Excitement, Exhilaration, and of course Envy from the slower colour rders.

So that's why I ride a slow relaxed pace. Blue Bandit and all.

Don`t males who buy red sports cars / bikes subconsciously think they`re buying a penis extension ?
Black is the dominant colour / the others rely on light to give them their hue . Black is black with or without light / so therefore dominance = superiority = the fastest .

Paul Paul Paul, what is it about you and penises ? It does'nt matter what we try and have an intelligent conversation about, you have to bring up a penis or two. Have you been painting that en'suite with enamel paints in an enclosed area ? Please try and keep your mind above the waist. Or at least change the gender to put our minds at rest. Now back to the topic at hand.
Black is a " lack of colour or pigment ". Therefore it lacks in most all other fields as well, including Speed! Ever wondered why 99% of Harleys are painted Black ? Cause they dont go fast or spend most of their lives on the side of the road watching red blurs flash by. Why are Fire Trucks painted RED ? Cause they have to get to fires as fast as possible ! Gotta go. Think I heard the Postie. Might be my new Enlargement Kit.