Three Dead ! NO Survivors.
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Three Dead ! NO Survivors.
Well, it was that time again. The Chooks had gone off the lay, (no eggs), and they were getting a free lunch. So to speak. If Jan had it her way, she would pension them off. Put them up in a little retirement coop up the back and let them die of old age. Sorry. Chook mash, grain and grit all costs money. And that bloody annoying cry that they let out every day at 4 oclock to tell Jan that its time to feed them and lock them up for the night really gets on my goat. So its RIP for Henny Penny, Henny Benny and Henny Jenny. Don't be concerned. It was quick and humane. They are now out in the " Pet Cemetery " with the countless other pets from years gone by. So it's off to the produce market this weekend to purchase a new trio of egg pooperouters.
Easter. A time for Rebirth.
Easter. A time for Rebirth.
Hammy- Posts : 4446
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Re: Three Dead ! NO Survivors.
Now you'll find 17 eggs because they have been laying them somewhere different for you .Then how are you going to feel ,eh,eh ,eh eh .?
gus- Posts : 6176
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Re: Three Dead ! NO Survivors.
No easter eggs for you then . . .
truck- Posts : 697
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Re: Three Dead ! NO Survivors.
Sate chicken anyone.
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Boatz- Posts : 405
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Re: Three Dead ! NO Survivors.
Hammy wrote:Well, it was that time again. The Chooks had gone off the lay, (no eggs), and they were getting a free lunch. So to speak. If Jan had it her way, she would pension them off. Put them up in a little retirement coop up the back and let them die of old age. Sorry. Chook mash, grain and grit all costs money. And that bloody annoying cry that they let out every day at 4 oclock to tell Jan that its time to feed them and lock them up for the night really gets on my goat. So its RIP for Henny Penny, Henny Benny and Henny Jenny. Don't be concerned. It was quick and humane. They are now out in the " Pet Cemetery " with the countless other pets from years gone by. So it's off to the produce market this weekend to purchase a new trio of egg pooperouters.
Easter. A time for Rebirth.
What! ..........no roast ?
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paul- Posts : 7738
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Re: Three Dead ! NO Survivors.
gus wrote:Now you'll find 17 eggs because they have been laying them somewhere different for you .Then how are you going to feel ,eh,eh ,eh eh .?
That was a possibility Gus. So I locked them up for a couple of days . No good.
Hammy- Posts : 4446
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Re: Three Dead ! NO Survivors.
paul wrote:Hammy wrote:Well, it was that time again. The Chooks had gone off the lay, (no eggs), and they were getting a free lunch. So to speak. If Jan had it her way, she would pension them off. Put them up in a little retirement coop up the back and let them die of old age. Sorry. Chook mash, grain and grit all costs money. And that bloody annoying cry that they let out every day at 4 oclock to tell Jan that its time to feed them and lock them up for the night really gets on my goat. So its RIP for Henny Penny, Henny Benny and Henny Jenny. Don't be concerned. It was quick and humane. They are now out in the " Pet Cemetery " with the countless other pets from years gone by. So it's off to the produce market this weekend to purchase a new trio of egg pooperouters.
Easter. A time for Rebirth.
What! ..........no roast ?
You don't know Jan.
Hammy- Posts : 4446
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