Name Your Bandit.

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Interested to hear if anyone has nicknamed their Bandit, and if so , how did you come up with the name ? Why is it always a girls name also ?

Hammy wrote:I told you all the name would come to me, and it has. Rosie. From AC/DC fame, " Whole Lotta Rosie ". She, the Bandit, fits the bill in all departments. "She aint exactly pretty". "She aint exactly small". "To my surprise, Rosie never stops". She Rocks !

isn`t there something about premature ejaculation in that song as well ? ( she told me to cum but I was already there )

Trust you to bring that up Paul ! Can a man have any secrets ? I confess, about 4 hours is the best that I can go for now. Old age ya know ?

Hammy you wouldn`t believe how much fun I`ve had today while I`ve been painting the en`suite ( it`s taken twice as long mind you ) I should have holidays more often


PS just reread what I wrote , & no I didn`t mean I`d been having sex all day I meant on the forum

I hope you painted the en'suite RED. In that case you'll be twice as quick in there. Hang on!, thats another thread.

definitely don`t want to be having to go there in a hurry ,

Simply " the wild beast "

V Lamps

I decided my bike needed a name .Seeing its maroon (being kind ) the most famous maroon i can think of is "the king " Wally Lewis .
So i christen thee "WALLY "

gus wrote:I decided my bike needed a name .Seeing its maroon (being kind ) the most famous maroon i can think of is "the king " Wally Lewis .
So i christen thee "WALLY "

Don`t ride it somewhere and have a few too many ales or it will be where`s `Wally

I did wonder where it was this arvo . Girfriend had put it in the shed .Sorry, had put Wally in the shed . Sorry ,that sounds dirty .

gus wrote:I did wonder where it was this arvo . Girfriend had put it in the shed .Sorry, had put Wally in the shed . Sorry ,that sounds dirty .

Perhaps she could have a word with my missus

gus wrote:I decided my bike needed a name .Seeing its maroon (being kind ) the most famous maroon i can think of is "the king " Wally Lewis .
So i christen thee "WALLY "

I would like to see the look on your wifes face when one day you say, " I'm just going to throw the leg over Wally "