Bike Colour v Speed Proof

If its on the internet it has to be right. Right?

2WA,

I'm outraged. My bike is silver (well, truth be known, it was silver when I bought it and now its bug, tar and roadkill coloured) and it has only been assigned 21.36 units of very fastness per vertical line.
I demand you rerun your tests and give silverness a better score or I will make a vague threat against you and never carry it out.  You have been warned!!

Thank goodness I bought a Blue one   

Re-Cycled wrote:My bike is Black AND Silver so you have to add the scores together!!   

Or should that be take the colour you have least of away because it detracts from the main colour    

Re-Cycled wrote:My bike is Black AND Silver so you have to add the scores together!!   

No you take one colour away from the other.

paul wrote:

Re-Cycled wrote:My bike is Black AND Silver so you have to add the scores together!!   

Or should that be take the colour you have least of away because it detracts from the main colour    

madmax wrote:

Re-Cycled wrote:My bike is Black AND Silver so you have to add the scores together!!   

No you take one colour away from the other.

I was waiting for this, sore losers!

Anyway Barry I liked your graphic but I fixed the slight mistake.

!Tag wrote:2WA,

I'm outraged. My bike is silver (well, truth be known, it was silver when I bought it and now its bug, tar and roadkill coloured) and it has only been assigned 21.36 units of very fastness per vertical line.
I demand you rerun your tests and give silverness a better score or I will make a vague threat against you and never carry it out.  You have been warned!!

Actually ExpletiveTag you can get off your soap box. Cause your bike officially is called ORT grey so they are even faster

but not as fast as mine

Jimcoleman wrote:

!Tag wrote:2WA,

I'm outraged. My bike is silver (well, truth be known, it was silver when I bought it and now its bug, tar and roadkill coloured) and it has only been assigned 21.36 units of very fastness per vertical line.
I demand you rerun your tests and give silverness a better score or I will make a vague threat against you and never carry it out.  You have been warned!!

Actually ExpletiveTag you can get off your soap box. Cause your bike officially is called ORT grey so they are even faster

  They " ORT " to be faster , but in reality fall a bit short than the darker black ones    

Obviously the colours were worked out by a Melbourne football or western bulldogs supporter  

ORT silver?  Overall Road Tarnishing? Old Rider Teal? Who thinks up these names?

And I gotta talk to Cameron. I wanna be hashTag instead of expulsionTag like I got myself stuck with.

No you bonehead ORT GREY, i suppose non sparkley silver

AAAAAHhhhhhhh, I see. You know I find words confusing.

Nah, it's all bullshit! There's no way a blue one can be faster than a red one.
Ask the family from Meekatharra who lived next door to Alan's   

Kiwisteve wrote:
Ask the family from Meekatharra who lived next door to Alan's   

  

Is that some sort of NZ code language ? 

I knew this would suck you lads in

paul wrote:

Kiwisteve wrote:
Ask the family from Meekatharra who lived next door to Alan's   

  

Is that some sort of NZ code language ? 

Didn't you ever listen to Kevin Bloody Wilson?   

Kiwisteve wrote:

paul wrote:

Kiwisteve wrote:
Ask the family from Meekatharra who lived next door to Alan's   

  

Is that some sort of NZ code language ? 

Didn't you ever listen to Kevin Bloody Wilson?   

I didn't understand the swear words so I didn't know what he was on about      

Kiwisteve wrote:Nah, it's all bullshit! There's no way a blue one can be faster than a red one.
Ask the family from Meekatharra who lived next door to Alan's   

Who the F!@# is Alan?

Re-Cycled wrote:

paul wrote:

Re-Cycled wrote:My bike is Black AND Silver so you have to add the scores together!!   

Or should that be take the colour you have least of away because it detracts from the main colour    

madmax wrote:

Re-Cycled wrote:My bike is Black AND Silver so you have to add the scores together!!   

No you take one colour away from the other.

I was waiting for this, sore losers!

Well you did put it out there for people to bite

BanditDave wrote:

Kiwisteve wrote:Nah, it's all bullshit! There's no way a blue one can be faster than a red one.
Ask the family from Meekatharra who lived next door to Alan's   

Who the F!@# is Alan?

Ahh, another non Kevin bloody Wilson fan/Queenslander.   
It was Alan Bond they moved in next door to.

PLUS



EQUALS


BLUE WINS!

(plus 3 months on the sideline   )

It looks like you got done for 30kph over, the fine should have been 5 points and $531 according to the RMS site, was that because the bike was blue instead of red ?