Gay Marriage
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Gay Marriage
BanditDave Sat 21 Sep 2013, 7:04 am
"Next."
"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
"Names?"
"Tim and Jim Jones."
"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."
"Brothers?? You can't get married."
"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"
"Incest?" No, we are not gay."
"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other.
Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law.
If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."
"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."
"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"
"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."
Keep going…
"Hi. We are here to get married."
Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual.
I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us are getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples."
"Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
"Who says?? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples.
The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights!
The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"
Still going…
"All right, all right. Next."
"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"
"Maurice Marvin Beemer-Deets."
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself?? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a multiple personality, so I want to marry them all together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return and half my rate and with the refund get a scooter."
"That does it!? I quit!!? You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"
"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
"Names?"
"Tim and Jim Jones."
"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."
"Brothers?? You can't get married."
"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"
"Incest?" No, we are not gay."
"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other.
Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law.
If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."
"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."
"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"
"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."
Keep going…
"Hi. We are here to get married."
Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual.
I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us are getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples."
"Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
"Who says?? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples.
The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights!
The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"
Still going…
"All right, all right. Next."
"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"
"Maurice Marvin Beemer-Deets."
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself?? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a multiple personality, so I want to marry them all together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return and half my rate and with the refund get a scooter."
"That does it!? I quit!!? You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"
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Re: Gay Marriage
truck Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:50 pm
Whoa I thought I had clicked patrol4x4 when I saw the subject title. They have some lively arguments on that site, and good from both sides.Back to your post BD - sad but it could happen exactly that way.
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Re: Gay Marriage
whitey1 Sat 21 Sep 2013, 6:59 pm
I read a good quote the other day..
To all those people who don't like Gay Marriage,
Don't get Gay Married!!!
To all those people who don't like Gay Marriage,
Don't get Gay Married!!!
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Re: Gay Marriage
paul Sat 21 Sep 2013, 7:04 pm
whitey1 wrote:I read a good quote the other day..
To all those people who don't like Gay Marriage,
Don't get Gay Married!!!
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