You know it's a slow news day when....

The lead story on the front page of the paper is about a run away sheep on the State Highway.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/wellington/9129410/Sheep-loose-on-SH1-recaptured

Police had to do a ewe turn to catch the errant sheep who was out on the lamb and hoofing it up the Highway.
No pulling the wool over his eyes even though and he was sheepish about his antics when caught saying mutton to see here moove along.
Quested later at the station he stated some fella were trying to fleece him out of a few pounds
He claimed not to be a baaaaaad influence but was trying to step away from the flock.

OK roll out the sheep shagging jokes!!!!

Probably just made to walk home because she wouldn't come across