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Post  gus Thu 02 May 2013, 7:42 am

Do females suffer from tunnel vision (per phial vision ) After working traffic control last night I seriously asked myself this question .I can sand on the side of the road in the daytime and Carol will ride past me and say " I didn't see you "Shocked
Last night it confirmed she is not the only female that can manage to do this .Even dressed in fluro waving a flashing batten with a STOP sign doesn't
help either .If had about 10 drive throughs, 8 would have been female .
Female "P" platers are the worst ,80 in a 40 zone and then drive through a stop sign is common .When told to go they stay put ,confused and apologetic .
Either this road is the world best "pick up area " being 90% female drivers or they have trouble sorting out traffic conditions .
100% of us at work said our partners DRIVE faster than we do and prefere to drive .
This is an observation ,I rather like females .
"Above is a private thought and not one endorsed buy anyone else except that trouble maker 2WA (no, sorry , Gus )Razz
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Post  Re-Cycled Thu 02 May 2013, 7:56 am

What!? You let your females drive!! Exclamation
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Post  gus Thu 02 May 2013, 8:09 am

Carol refuses to drive while i'm in the car because i'm a "back seat driver " .Its true ,I am ,
epically then see turns a nice smooth corner into a 50c piece . See doesn't on her bike
but in the car it seems to take so many adjustment to get around a corner .
I normally laugh or SCREAM .
Also seem to think reading a road map upside down helps .confusedconfused

The worst though is the on ,off ,on ,off accelerator thing ,no steady one speed .Drive's me nuts .
She's going to kill me if she reads this ,Razz
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Post  madmax Thu 02 May 2013, 8:15 am

gus wrote:they have trouble sorting out traffic conditions .


I think you've answered your own question
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Post  SuzySuzuki Thu 02 May 2013, 9:37 am

Multitasking has that kind of affect for women, but as for the P platers, i have no explanation.
BTW, I drive my car much more confidentally than the bike, so imagine how THAT goes....

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Post  2wheelsagain Thu 02 May 2013, 10:16 am

gus wrote:Carol refuses to drive while i'm in the car because i'm a "back seat driver " .Its true ,I am ,
epically then see turns a nice smooth corner into a 50c piece . See doesn't on her bike
but in the car it seems to take so many adjustment to get around a corner .
I normally laugh or SCREAM .
Also seem to think reading a road map upside down helps .confusedconfused

The worst though is the on ,off ,on ,off accelerator thing ,no steady one speed .Drive's me nuts .
She's going to kill me if she reads this ,Razz

Melody is the same although U.S. 50c are round Laughing.
I'm working on a response to your original trouble maker barb ................................. Wink

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Post  Kiwisteve Fri 03 May 2013, 1:37 pm

Melody is the same although U.S. 50c are round Laughing.
I'm working on a response to your original trouble maker barb ................................. Wink

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lol! lol!, & I'll bet that book still doesn't get right to the point!
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Post  paul Fri 03 May 2013, 6:25 pm

Looks like none for you blokes tonight Razz Razz
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Post  Jimmy the Boy Sat 04 May 2013, 7:39 am

paul wrote:Looks like none for you blokes tonight Razz Razz
Paul you've misspelled nun.
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Post  paul Sat 04 May 2013, 10:46 am

Jimmy the Boy wrote:
paul wrote:Looks like none for you blokes tonight Razz Razz
Paul you've misspelled nun.






Not if they're like the nuns I've seen in some of those short movies Shocked Embarassed Laughing
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