Alien Invasion ...The how to .

If aliens invade to take over earth how will they do it .Fighting hand to had is time consuming with no guarantee of success .Nukes, well that just
stuffs it for every one ,so thats out .Gas ,too many bodies to clean up .Zombie virus turning us against each other ,too slow and there is always
people immune to it .I'm thinking they will have to Vaporise us ,they are advanced but people will hide .My partner say they will eat us but
i'mm not sure .There will be lots of differant tasts though ,Italian ,Thai ,French ect,ect ,(i know, not politically correct )

Any ideas

They will kill us with a Carbon Tax. Very slowly so that we dont see it coming. the tax will increase more and more. First we wont be able to afford fuel for our beloved Bandits. Then we wont have enough money for the phone and electricity bill. Then we wont be able to eat. We will exit like the dinosaurs. And all that will be left will be the Aliens, aka, politicians with their well feathered nests.

But we will revolt .I'm thinking they want us gone quick , like a week .

I recently read a book titled "Revealing the Secret Alien Agenda: The Threat" by David M Jacobs PhD. Apparently the aliens have been breading with us for many generations and now the alien/human hybrids look enough like humans that we don't notice them anymore. Apparently they are engaging in the systematic and clandestine physiological exploitation, and perhaps alteration, of human beings for the purpose of passing on their genetic capabilities to progeny who will integrate into the human society and without doubt (apparently), control it.

Just so long as the don't f..... with my bike!

religion is already killing this world off .. slowly but surely

gus wrote:But we will revolt .I'm thinking they want us gone quick , like a week .

My first wife told me I was revolting & she wished I would disappear in a week / maybe she was an alien .

I think they would keep some of us for slave labor and the compulsory anal probes etc, & the rest of us they would just pop into another dimension to be recalled when needed . that way we could all co-exist in the same place without actually bumping into or seeing each other . Either that or melted down for fuel .

Flesh eating virus spores ?

Ewok1958 wrote:I recently read a book titled "Revealing the Secret Alien Agenda: The Threat" by David M Jacobs PhD. Apparently the aliens have been breading with us for many generations and now the alien/human hybrids look enough like humans that we don't notice them anymore. Apparently they are engaging in the systematic and clandestine physiological exploitation, and perhaps alteration, of human beings for the purpose of passing on their genetic capabilities to progeny who will integrate into the human society and without doubt (apparently), control it. .......

There's one of those running the country now!!

Ewok1958 wrote:I recently read a book titled "Revealing the Secret Alien Agenda: The Threat" by David M Jacobs PhD. Apparently the aliens have been breading with us for many generations and now the alien/human hybrids look enough like humans that we don't notice them anymore. Apparently they are engaging in the systematic and clandestine physiological exploitation, and perhaps alteration, of human beings for the purpose of passing on their genetic capabilities to progeny who will integrate into the human society and without doubt (apparently), control it.

Just so long as the don't f..... with my bike!

Dammit, the secret is out!!

Don't worry Ewok, we mean you no harm and we won't touch your bike. I did however place a small tracking device in the base of your skull when we were in Bathurst (for your own safety).

And before anyone else suggests it, we aliens have absolutely no interest in anal probes - we just started that rumour for a bit of fun.

Grover out.

Mate, I thought you'd belted me over the back of the head for snoring! Glad you had a proper excuse!



But at least sb1250 has explained Julia's accent/strange speech pattern.

Hammy wrote:They are killing us with a Carbon Tax. Very slowly the tax will increase more and more. We can't afford fuel for our beloved Bandits. Then we haven't enough money for the phone and electricity bill. Soon enough we wont be able to eat. We will exit like the dinosaurs. And all that will be left will be the Aliens, aka, politicians with their well feathered nests.

Thought I'd fix that for ya @Hammy. Hope that's OK

Ewok1958 wrote:Mate, I thought you'd belted me over the back of the head for snoring! Glad you had a proper excuse!



But at least sb1250 has explained Julia's accent/strange speech pattern.

Mate, your snoring could wake a small third world nation. Luckily I was so pissed from all that red wine that I could have slept through nuclear testing.

Ok, here's how an Aussie journanist would selectively quote Grover. From above:

Dammit, the secret is out!!

And before anyone else suggests it, we aliens have absolutely no interest in anal probes - we just started that rumour for a bit of fun.
Grover out.

_________________
Grover(Ash)
It's more fun naked
2011 Bandit 1250A

And the headline:

The Truth Uncovered!

illegal aliens admit to anal probe deception!

And I believe the DVD with the full story is available from Adam and Eve in Fyshwick!

AS that song says "we would make great pets ". Since aliens are way more advanced than us ,i'm thinking they live to be at least 300 years old .
Imagine what the great minds of our time could have done if they had lived that long also .
Yep ,we will be their pets with a short life span .(to them ) Hope i get a kind one , not the probing kind .

Leave a note out for the (s)extraestials Gus - you might get a Xmas 'bonus'!!

I love these sorts of threads. You guys are hilarious!
My wife says you've got too much time on your hands. Go for a ride!

Gus, I'd be part of an resistance as the can't read my my mind (hmm, insert comment here & don't ask / listen to wife), AFBWDS under the helmut you see...

oops, forgot the y

whitey1 wrote:I love these sorts of threads. You guys are hilarious!
My wife says you've got too much time on your hands. Go for a ride!

She is right! But my bike is in the shop, so I have an excuse.

After lots of thought i have come to the conclusion that they will freeze dry us for food .
We eat everything else so if there is to be a "super race " it is only natural we will go down a step on the ladder and join the food chain .
Now if they are going to eat use, they will like to fatten us up first .

Need i say any more ." The End Is Nigh "

gus wrote:After lots of thought i have come to the conclusion that they will freeze dry us for food .
We eat everything else so if there is to be a "super race " it is only natural we will go down a step on the ladder and join the food chain .
Now if they are going to eat use, they will like to fatten us up first .

Need i say any more ." The End Is Nigh "

So does that mean that if they`re into anal probing and are prepared to "eat me " they will also hold their own mardi gras ?

paul wrote:



So does that mean that if they`re into anal probing and are prepared to "eat me " they will also hold their own mardi gras ?

Does anyone know what the're putting in the water down there in SA ??

Hammy wrote:

paul wrote:



So does that mean that if they`re into anal probing and are prepared to "eat me " they will also hold their own mardi gras ?

Does anyone know what the're putting in the water down there in SA ??

I think it`s 45 years of sniffing contact adhesive at work