Time To "Fess Up !

Ok, It's time to come clean. My Bandit has been taking steroids and growth hormones for some time now. I had suspected something was going on for some time now as it was getting bigger, stronger and faster. The shame of it all. We are looking at a two year ban from racing around the block, and even a live time ban from helping other " weak " bikes and fiddling in the shed. To all the other " Users " out there. Come clean. This is the right thing to do. I must now go out and try to bring the Bandit back to , dare I say it, Normal. Oh no. How will I keep up with the R1's and CBR's. I am destined to a live of playing with the mopeds and some of the "P" plate brigade. Oh well. That is the price we must pay for Super Sportsmanship envy. If you see me in the brakedown lane crawling along at snails pace, being passed by pensioners in their motorised shopping trolleys. Please do not jeer and boo me. It was just the thing to do. Please forgive me. I must go now. Oprah :afro:is on the phone.

Hammy, I'm amazed you mentioned the poor young 'P' platers, I thought they were the fastest things on two or four wheels. It is always advisable to stay away from them in case they bring you down, and yes, you are naughty for dosing up the Bandit on the "juice" ie growth hormones and anything else you do or did. Now if you get pulled over by the Police, the Bandit will have to piddle into a jar. (How embarrassing for the Bandit to have to do that on the side of the road)
Regards
Paul

Is Jan making you do it

paul wrote:Is Jan making you do it

Naaa. I;m just bein' silly......again.