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Post  BanditDave Sun 05 Apr 2020, 12:15 pm

I just noticed that there was no fun and frivolity associated with 1st of April this year.

Is the nation mourning its isolation and lack of freedom.  Crying or Very sad

Hey!, wait a minute, us pensioners each received $750 of pocket money so all was not lost.  Very Happy

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Post  GSX1100G Sun 05 Apr 2020, 12:37 pm

Our 1st of April plan - arrive in Tas 😯.
Didn't qualify for anything from anyone 😣

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Post  rodent4 Sun 05 Apr 2020, 1:56 pm

The announcement of the payment to the unemployed and pensioners should have been postponed till April 1.

No windfall here, just waiting on the bill(tax hike) for the coin the Government is feverishly throwing around.
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Post  paul Sun 05 Apr 2020, 2:00 pm

Nobody could top 2020's crap to  compete on April fools day with anything. Laughing

Don't forget there is a second $750 coming in July as well cheers .............I also have come to the conclusion that retirees are more adapted to amusing themselves to fill up their day than those who are used to going to work for a living .

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Post  paul Sun 05 Apr 2020, 2:06 pm

rodent4 wrote:The announcement of the payment to the unemployed and pensioners should have been postponed till April 1.

No windfall here, just waiting on the bill(tax hike) for the coin the Government is feverishly throwing around.
Yep , there are unfortunately some who fall through the cracks , both well off , and not so well off .

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Post  rodent4 Sun 05 Apr 2020, 4:13 pm

I just now got off the phone to my mother who is 76, she asked me how can she contact the Prime Minister to tell him that she doesn't need the "stimulus" money that he's giving her, and that she would like to give it back as she doesn't need it.........I'm not sure there are many like her left.
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Post  GSX1100G Sun 05 Apr 2020, 4:20 pm

She's an absolute beauty.
Tell her -" that when we are all able to go out again, get together with her friends and shout them lunch or dinner with it. Maybe do it a couple of times."

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Post  rodent4 Sun 05 Apr 2020, 4:45 pm

GSX1100G wrote:She's an absolute beauty.  
Tell her -" that when we are all able to go out again,  get together with her friends and shout them lunch or dinner with it. Maybe do it  a couple of times."  


Could you proxy for me? We actually don't get on that well.
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Post  BanditDave Sun 05 Apr 2020, 6:32 pm

rodent4 wrote:I just now got off the phone to my mother who is 76, she asked me how can she contact the Prime Minister to tell him that she doesn't need the "stimulus" money that he's giving her, and that she would like to give it back as she doesn't need it.........I'm not sure there are many like her left.

The intention of a stimulus payment is for people to spend the "pocket money" that the gov gives them.

Your mother needs to spend this money on something absolutely and of no use to her to meet the government plan.

Maybe a new TV or a duplicate of something she already owns.

I bought a new cordless drill. My existing one is still performing OK but is 8 years old.

This unfortunately isn't the ideal outcome as even though it supports local distribution companies, the drill is made in China.

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Post  BanditDave Mon 06 Apr 2020, 6:08 am

rodent4 wrote:The announcement of the payment to the unemployed and pensioners should have been postponed till April 1.

No windfall here, just waiting on the bill(tax hike) for the coin the Government is feverishly throwing around.

I suggest a change in GST to say 20% could fix things up pretty quickly

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Post  rodent4 Mon 06 Apr 2020, 5:17 pm

BanditDave wrote:
rodent4 wrote:The announcement of the payment to the unemployed and pensioners should have been postponed till April 1.

No windfall here, just waiting on the bill(tax hike) for the coin the Government is feverishly throwing around.

I suggest a change in GST to say 20% could fix things up pretty quickly


Once it goes up, it'll never come down regardless of what Politicians say Sad
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Post  madmax Wed 03 Jun 2020, 5:48 pm

April Fools day.
First day back at work, after over a month off
Returning home, write my bike off Sad
A memorable day for sure...............

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Post  barry_mcki Wed 03 Jun 2020, 11:49 pm

This isn't another prang is it Brian ? Hope not, stay safe mate, and avoid Collins Street, with your luck the earth might just open up and swallow you.

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Post  madmax Thu 04 Jun 2020, 8:08 am

barry_mcki wrote:This isn't another prang is it Brian ? Hope not, stay safe mate, and avoid Collins Street, with your luck the earth might just open up and swallow you.
Nah mate that was the one. The new bike is fine. It turned out to be a a cheaper way trade up, not that it was intended to be like that. 

I try to avoid riding through Melbourne at the best of times, unfortunately sometimes you can't

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