I love the smell of two stroke in the morning.

I am missing a smoke making machine in my life. 
Getting thin on the ground or stupidly pricey, a decent two stroke road toy is not so easy to come by anymore. 
Does anyone know of any for sale. Sub $5000 RGV, NSR, RZ, KR1, RS etc. Would even consider a Mito or baby RS. 
I should never have sold my RS250. 

Yes ,I too am busting to get hold of a oil burner .

Indeed!!!

I`ve been looking at KTM EXC 300`s to convert to a motard.
Not an old school road by any means, but fills a bit of a gap for a Tard and Oil Runner at the same time.
 
My best friend (RIP), had a Mito back in 1992. Fun little bike. 7 speed 125cc. I don`t know if it needed 7 cogs, but fun none the less.