Funny stuff thats no joke

Burial , Cremation , and now there is also a cheaper alternative 

instant fertiliser, spreading the ashes will become spreading the blood and bone

The movie Fargo 

Nice looking restaurant, hope you like your vagina spicy



if the woman in your life isn't so keen on Tandoori, perhaps this would be more to her liking



 

Chook wrote:





 

& they even went to the trouble of making my ex a special soup !

Only in Adelaide

He'll be waiting for you madmax, you'll be in trouble in December

Have you been looking at me wife's Facebook again MM .................
( that bloke has a Rottweiler now so stay away from Wyatt street .  )

Chook wrote:He'll be waiting for you madmax, you'll be in trouble in December

So it was you then?

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NO!!!

I first saw this next one on the facebook page of local SA TV presenter Andrew "Cossi" Costello (South Aussie with Cossie), most saw the funny side, a couple of wowsers weren't too impressed

Chook wrote:

I've felt like doing the same thing myself ......................precedence set ......

Is that you Paul?

And who is that young sheila you have picked up?

BanditDave wrote:Is that you Paul?

And who is that young sheila you have picked up?

Sun, sand , surf , & sexy women .............what more could you want .Oh and money ,definitely money .............oh ....and a new bike and maybe a yacht ................and perhaps a big mansion and then maybe a ..........

BanditDave wrote:Is that you Paul?

And who is that young sheila you have picked up?

He lives pretty close to some nice white sandy beaches, could be

Chook wrote:

BanditDave wrote:Is that you Paul?

And who is that young sheila you have picked up?

He lives pretty close to some nice white sandy beaches, could be

Reminds me of the old joke in the 70s when streaking was popular.

An old couple decided to streak at the Royal Easter Show in support of "Grey Power" ..



They got 1st place in the Best Dried Arrangement category.

  You blokes are a " crack " up..............that bloke is obviously more suited to the plumbing trade than  trimming 

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.
She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?"
The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach".
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"
The husband said meekly, "Your Honour, she also stole a can of peas."