Funny stuff thats no joke

paul wrote:

Ahhhh, is that whag the elusive Paul looks like! 

Kiwisteve wrote:
Ahhhh, is that whag the elusive Paul looks like! 

Handsome devil .....eh mate !   ( To be any cuter , I reckon I would have to look like a sheep   )

Sign in Adelaide  ?

Hammy wrote:Sign in Adelaide  ?

Mate our state is going so badly , they allow us to do it & then sell the video on you tube to make some money 

Well if ya's had a decent BEER down there. That would be a good start. 

Hammy wrote:Well if ya's had a decent BEER down there. That would be a good start. 

I've got a bit of a taste for Coopers dark ale lately .................must be because of my more matured taste buds that I can appreciate  it 

Hammy wrote:Well if ya's had a decent BEER down there. That would be a good start. 

Coming from someone who's state's best tasting beer is a mid strength 

paul wrote:

Hammy wrote:Well if ya's had a decent BEER down there. That would be a good start. 

I've got a bit of a taste for Coopers dark ale lately .................must be because of my more matured taste buds that I can appreciate  it   

Might give that one a try Paul.  I don't mind Tooheys Old on tap.

Hammy wrote:

paul wrote:

Hammy wrote:Well if ya's had a decent BEER down there. That would be a good start. 

I've got a bit of a taste for Coopers dark ale lately .................must be because of my more matured taste buds that I can appreciate  it   

Might give that one a try Paul.  I don't mind Tooheys Old on tap.

It's a nice drop if you like that style of beer , let me know what you think .

Poor blokes will have trouble hooking anything. Those three hooks near the car must be from China. They're piss weak and have straightened under tow. You guys in Adelaide need to get some Aussie hooks. 

Bosco15 wrote:Poor blokes will have trouble hooking anything. Those three hooks near the car must be from China. They're piss weak and have straightened under tow. You guys in Adelaide need to get some Aussie hooks. 

Bloody Govt. spending cuts    ..................looks like we have passed our Quota & had the thread shortened

Love this one :

The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)

In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark because Noah built the ark, which the animals came to in pears.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.

Samson was a strong man who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.

Samson slew the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to find the ten commendments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery".

Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

Then the three Wise Guys from the east arrived and found Jesus in the manager.

Jesus was born because Mary had an Immaculate Contraption.

St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.

Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says do one to others before they do one to you.

He also explained that "Man does not live by sweat alone".

It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibles.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached the holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

Bit harsh ...................but funny 

Give him his nose back Paul.

LOL at least he won't have this problem 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11599736/Man-sneezes-out-dart-stuck-up-nose-for-44-years.html

A bit late I know , but still plenty of time to keep an eye out for them 

I wasn't sure which section to post this in.
I know some of us had these bikes in 600 and 750.

paul wrote:Bit harsh ...................but funny 

Omg! How does he smell?

Frigging awful if you feed him peas!

It had to be said and nose one else did.