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Hi. My name is Matt. 
 I'm middle aged/balding/need a diet and a alcoholic I think..lol
But I just wanna say thankyou for letting me join in on the Parkes ride.
 I will add that I don't ride a Bandit for those I have not met. But thinking about it now as a 2nd bike.
Big thanks to Kiwi for getting to know about you guys/gals. Also to Jimmy the boy for the grins and Tag for helping me out on the side of the road.

Gday Matt, if your middle aged, balding and an alcoholic your over qualified for membership. We have a " Meatloaf " policy where only 2 out of 3 of those requisits are required. 
It was a pleasure to meet you mate and Thankyou for doubling the coolness and the decibels. I had a great weekend as I'm sure everyone else did. Welcome aboard mate, catch up soon. Jimmy

You rock, Matt!
Riding the most Badass bike of the meet. Made a bit of poo come out when you blasted past me with those mufflers that don't.  
Glad to have met you and glad that the forum has another valued member. 
Braaaap!

Welcome Matt. It was great that you could join us at Parkes. But I have checked and my bike still has its wheels!

Welcome to the forum from the other side of the island

Welcome to the forum Matt

Welcome aboard. 
What is this bad arse thing these blokes talk about?

What is this bad arse thing, I hear you ask Sir? Well it's only the baddest arse bike on the planet.......................... Drum roll.................a black Suzuki TL1000S!!! 
Yep, Matty and I ganged up on 'em. You could eat the envy with a spoon, it was that thick in the air

...and the prototype DL1000 engine sounds awesome!

Jimmy the Boy wrote:
Yep, Matty and I ganged up on 'em. You could eat the envy with a spoon, it was that thick in the air

Are you sure that wasn't just the TL exhaust fumes ?

Paul the only thing thicker in the air than envy was bullshit

Jimmy the Boy wrote:Paul the only thing thicker in the air than envy was bullshit

From Bandit riders ?  .............surely not..........

 

It was great to met up with you in Parkes mate.
And as with Boscos comment I also nearly had to pull over once you passed me  

G'day once again Matt, good to see you saw the light & came along to the Annual Bandit piss up, oops, I mean forum meet. I don't know what all these other fellas are talking about, you & Jimmy didn't go past me that fast!

Good to see you on board Matt.

I only stopped to help because TL's are easier to get going than Bandits. It only took a screwdriver.
When I pulled up at the museum drenched in my own incontinence of steaming green fluids it took a screwdriver AND a spanner to get going again.

Jimmy, did you mean to say doubling the coolness and tripling the decibels?

#Tag wrote:Good to see you on board Matt.

I only stopped to help because TL's are easier to get going than Bandits. It only took a screwdriver.
When I pulled up at the museum drenched in my own incontinence of steaming green fluids it took a screwdriver AND a spanner to get going again.

Jimmy, did you mean to say doubling the coolness and tripling the decibels?

You were suffering incontinence in Oct Tag.
Puts a different slant on liquid cooling I guess

I really should book both bikes in to see a urologist.

(Are we getting slack? - it's taken over a page to get from Welcome Mattyc to urology)

Thanks lads.
 Also Kiwi.. we slowed down for you for respect..
Btw On the way home (I was last in the pac) I saw every one was waving to me. I thought..Gee what nice people.
 Then saw the bovine on the side of the road and thought ..REALLY nice people. Then quickly the "code" came flashing back to my remaining brain cells ( Its ok I have 2 left and the keep them selves amused for hours)
 Its amazing how this hand communication can be so important.
Cheers and thankyou all for the greets
Matt

Welcome, nice to have met you... nice looking bike...

Welcome Matt, great to meet you over the weekend

Bosco15 wrote:You rock, Matt!
Riding the most Badass bike of the meet. Made a bit of poo come out when you blasted past me with those mufflers that don't.  
Glad to have met you and glad that the forum has another valued member. 
Braaaap!

I just had a thought........
Did we meet at a OZSV ride in Rylstone for lunch that Snappy had going almost 2 years ago. As I remember something about a Bandit on the thread ?

MattyC wrote:Thanks lads.
 Kiwi.. we slowed down for you for respect..
Matt

Pfft, you really had a time & a half catching the Real Bandit