This Here's Funny - No Matter Where You're From...

Even if you're not from NZ...   


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY6CiLH-_YM

He sounds more South African than Kiwi

here's a better Kiwi ad for you.....

https://youtu.be/zIv60xFSda0

it did cause a wee fuss when it was first screened  

I remember that one. Milk in bottles at the gate. Milk tokens wrapped in paper or milk at 4 cents a pint. Sparrows pecking the silver foil tops for cream and school milk warm from being left at the gate (yuk).

All long gone. 

And you pronounce it mulk, not meelk. Get it right you lot

don't panic kewwig - i'm slowly chipping away at the aussies.  they think i've completely assimilated, but in reality i've infiltrated their ranks & will destroy from within!  

All this proves is that SVDon isn't a typical Yank. This man has a sense of humor and knows what taking the piss is.  Well done mate.

SVDon wrote:Even if you're not from NZ...   


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY6CiLH-_YM

This is still my favourite!

Cat; meet pigeons.

boomer wrote:don't panic kewwig - i'm slowly chipping away at the aussies.  they think i've completely assimilated, but in reality i've infiltrated their ranks & will destroy from within!  

+1

Kiwisteve wrote:

boomer wrote:don't panic kewwig - i'm slowly chipping away at the aussies.  they think i've completely assimilated, but in reality i've infiltrated their ranks & will destroy from within!  

+1

Not sure I like the idea of having a kiwi " within "

Is that like having a gerbil within Paul?

madmax wrote:Is that like having a gerbil within Paul?

  Pesky little critters ........................     

paul wrote:

Kiwisteve wrote:

boomer wrote:don't panic kewwig - i'm slowly chipping away at the aussies.  they think i've completely assimilated, but in reality i've infiltrated their ranks & will destroy from within!  

+1

Not sure I like the idea of having a kiwi " within "

that reminds me of a sony the Balmy Army were singing at the cricket......

"screw your women, take your jobs, doo dah, doo dah........"  


i have to admit though that I am an aussie on paper - but can choose which passport to present at the border 

You mean to say that you had the operation Boomer???

Kiwisteve wrote:You mean to say that you had the operation Boomer???

Are you referring to the operation on the vocal cords?

madmax wrote:

Kiwisteve wrote:You mean to say that you had the operation Boomer???

Are you referring to the operation on the vocal cords?

Shorn .................figuratively speaking of course   

Kiwisteve wrote:You mean to say that you had the operation Boomer???

i brought great shame to the family!

boomer wrote:

Kiwisteve wrote:You mean to say that you had the operation Boomer???

i brought great shame to the family!

Stand tall .............Stand proud ........................you did the right thing , one day  your family will come to realize this . Remember , it is always darkest before the dawn .( and if you could hum advance Australia fair while you read this it would add greatly to the effect )

more to the point Paul - I did this before the current government started to change the rules for Kiwi's again, so I'm afraid they're stuck with me.  

boomer wrote:more to the point Paul - I did this before the current government started to change the rules for Kiwi's again, so I'm afraid they're stuck with me.  

It seems the goal posts get moved so often these days , they must be on wheels 

boomer wrote:more to the point Paul - I did this before the current government started to change the rules for Kiwi's again, so I'm afraid they're stuck with me.  

When did you come to west island Boomer? I've been here since "86"