FREE......

One huge ROOSTER will wake you at 4 every morning . Extremely handsome ,strutted in yesterday .Actually we will pay YOU to take it away .

SURE, can you pluck it, gut it and freeze it. Then send it COD.

gus wrote:One huge ROOSTER will wake you at 4 every morning . Extremely handsome ,strutted in yesterday .Actually we will pay YOU to take it away .

To be replaced by one of Peters "bush chooks"?

Check out the spur on the back of its leg .

Thats the best looking cock I have ever seen

Inny cute

Hi, I work for Farm Pride and we have about 1.5 million chickens that could make him a happy boy.
Cheers
Mark

Council said they would pick him up this morning .Its now 3pm ,stuff it, i'm letting him out for a walk .

Council said they would pick him up .Rang them at 3.30 now they wont .They didnt bother to call .Carnt council get anything right .
May be they were scared of him .

Can't be real - has no blue veins...

Can't it eat that ferkin bug Re-cycled has on his posts?

I hope that is the last time I see a pic of Gus holding his cock. Actually he's holding someone else's cock!!

Gus, I deal with your Council for work a lot. Not the sharpest bunch around.

We were shocked when they said no problems sir we will send someone around to pick them up ,so efficient .6 hours later i rang ,no they
are not coming . I waited at home all day .Thats more like i expected , they couldnt even get that right .Idiots driving around in NEW council cars .

gus you must frame your request to your Council carefully if you want prompt and efficient service.

"I have a problem mate could one of your Officers come and handle my cock for me?," May have been misinterpreted by their Officer who possibly does not have a Uni Degree in Animal Husbandry and the addition of " it is brown and the head is bright red with veins" may not have helped either.

that's one fine looking cock you have there i bet he's liked by all the girls he he

Geeze Gus, the last chap I saw that had to use two hands to hold his cock was a West Indian fast bowler.

lliquidlen wrote:Geeze Gus, the last chap I saw that had to use two hands to hold his cock was a West Indian fast bowler.

I remember him ! He once bowled five maidens on the trot. Took six before Tea. Came back , and took another three with an old ball. Magnificent stint. Funny run-up though .

Hammy wrote:

lliquidlen wrote:Geeze Gus, the last chap I saw that had to use two hands to hold his cock was a West Indian fast bowler.

I remember him ! He once bowled five maidens on the trot. Took six before Tea. Came back , and took another three with an old ball. Magnificent stint. Funny run-up though .

Check out the feet.

Isn`t the old saying big feet big cock ?

All I can think of him when I see him is; Chargrill Chicken Rooster Steaks with Avocado and Pineapple Salsa.....

Ingredients

4 Chargrill Chicken Rooster Steaks
227g can crushed pineapple
1 avocados, halved, stoned, peeled and sliced
1 red chilli, deseeded and chopped
1-2 tbsps chopped fresh coriander or parsley
1/2 cup ETA Avocado and Garlic Dressing
4 paninis, split

Method

1. Place the Chargrill Chicken Rooster Steaks on a baking tray and cook at 220°C for 25 minutes.

2. While cooking, drain the crushed pineapple very well. Dice the avocado and finley chop the chilli. Mix altogether with the chopped fresh herbs and Eta Avocado and Garlic Dressing .

3. Split 4 panninis in half and grill. Spread with hummus and then top with lettuce, cucumber, sliced red or spring onion, chicken Rooster steak and then salsa.

So Gus has anyone taken you up on your offer of free cock?

Gus - you sure that thing hasn't been playing in a nuclear waste dump! Appears also to have 'attitude'.