You know it's a slow news day when....
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You know it's a slow news day when....
Rustic Thu 05 Sep 2013, 7:19 pm
The lead story on the front page of the paper is about a run away sheep on the State Highway.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/wellington/9129410/Sheep-loose-on-SH1-recaptured
Police had to do a ewe turn to catch the errant sheep who was out on the lamb and hoofing it up the Highway.
No pulling the wool over his eyes even though and he was sheepish about his antics when caught saying mutton to see here moove along.
Quested later at the station he stated some fella were trying to fleece him out of a few pounds
He claimed not to be a baaaaaad influence but was trying to step away from the flock.
OK roll out the sheep shagging jokes!!!!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/wellington/9129410/Sheep-loose-on-SH1-recaptured
Police had to do a ewe turn to catch the errant sheep who was out on the lamb and hoofing it up the Highway.
No pulling the wool over his eyes even though and he was sheepish about his antics when caught saying mutton to see here moove along.
Quested later at the station he stated some fella were trying to fleece him out of a few pounds
He claimed not to be a baaaaaad influence but was trying to step away from the flock.
OK roll out the sheep shagging jokes!!!!
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Re: You know it's a slow news day when....
paul Thu 05 Sep 2013, 9:24 pm
Probably just made to walk home because she wouldn't come across 
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