Bloody Dickheads
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Bloody Dickheads
2wheelsagain Sun 10 Mar 2013, 5:28 pm
It might come as no surprise that most bikes featured are HD tractors but it proves there are some dickheads out there.
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paul Sun 10 Mar 2013, 6:04 pm
most of those remind me of a certain club where members who used to ride years ago & are now cashed up , go out & buy a " cruiser " & attempt ot recapture whatever image they have in their heads ,& don't have a bloody clue what they are doing...............resulting in ..................well we just saw the result 
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reddog Sun 10 Mar 2013, 7:46 pm
Hahaha. That was hilarious.
I think there's a few pointers
1. Don't try riding up a ramp, cause if it goes pair shaped your really expensive paint job will get ruined along with your pride.
2. Don't brake mid corner.
3. Don't follow riders destined to crash, you will too.
4. Running boards are only good for causing lack of front end grip (and inevitably crashing) after scraping them at 10 degrees lean angles. A bike needs to lean, a car doesn't
5. Using your face/head as a way to stop doesn't work so well.
6. Just imagine what damage these guys would really have caused if they decided to ride 1000cc race bikes instead
I think there's a few pointers
1. Don't try riding up a ramp, cause if it goes pair shaped your really expensive paint job will get ruined along with your pride.
2. Don't brake mid corner.
3. Don't follow riders destined to crash, you will too.
4. Running boards are only good for causing lack of front end grip (and inevitably crashing) after scraping them at 10 degrees lean angles. A bike needs to lean, a car doesn't
5. Using your face/head as a way to stop doesn't work so well.
6. Just imagine what damage these guys would really have caused if they decided to ride 1000cc race bikes instead
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Re-Cycled Sun 10 Mar 2013, 8:11 pm
Some potential Darwin award recipients there.
http://www.darwinawards.com/
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paul Sun 10 Mar 2013, 8:15 pm
Re-Cycled wrote:Some potential Darwin award recipients there.
http://www.darwinawards.com/
Surprised the first wife didn't rate a mention amongst that lot
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Kaupy1962 Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:24 am
Some people should just stay away from motorbikes.
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madmax Mon 11 Mar 2013, 1:57 pm
I'm still laughing at the clown on the Victory trying to smoke the rear wheel 
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Sloth_27 Mon 11 Mar 2013, 6:38 pm
madmax wrote:I'm still laughing at the clown on the Victory trying to smoke the rear wheel
I've watched that video before and I still can't work out what he is doing wrong. The cup of beer under the real wheel almost does the trick.
To restore your faith in motorcyclists, have a look at the best saves in MotoGP 2012.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzB6KSlD6ec
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Kiwisteve Mon 11 Mar 2013, 6:58 pm
I bet there were a few pair of brown undies after those close calls! 
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Re-Cycled Mon 11 Mar 2013, 7:32 pm
Sloth_27 wrote:
I've watched that video before and I still can't work out what he is doing wrong.
He has the power to weight ratio of an invalid scooter!
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Sloth_27 Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:12 pm
Re-Cycled wrote:Sloth_27 wrote:
I've watched that video before and I still can't work out what he is doing wrong.
He has the power to weight ratio of an invalid scooter!
Do you mean the bike or the poor old bastard trying to ride it haha.
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