2 Weeks of mystery

I'm off to pick up my partners mother from Melb airport in 30 mins.
We've not met in person ant this is her first time to Australia.
Wish me luck for the next 2 weeks.
Yanks aren't that bad I guess

Or is that "Two weeks of misery"?

Good Luck.

My mother in law is a lovely lady... when she's sleeping. On her last visit I couldn't hold back on night and told her she was rude, disrespectful and inconsiderate! Her attitude changed a bit after that.

Grover

Good luck mate! I hope she's not expecting to see kangaroos and koalas as soon as you leave the airport! Amazing what visitors to Oz think they're gunna see. Have you put in for extra overtime for the next fortnight?

So you wont be getting any for at least 2 weeks .

Well, looks like 2 weeks of long nights out in the shed talkin' to the Bandit. Gee, just imagine how shinny she will be after 2 weeks.

Whilst it worked for me I wouldn't recommend it. The second time my in-laws visited us co-incided with the birth of our eldest. After 3 days of their shit I told them to fuck off. They did. My wife took it hard, but soon got over it. Particularly after I told my father to fuck off as well.

The difference between the in-laws and my father was that they took it personally, my father didn't. We saw my dad a week later, it was 2 years before we saw the in-laws again.

But, I hope you're partners mother is a lovely wonderful person. You never know, she might be a closet bikie chick from way back.

Thanks guys. I am on hols for 3 weeks so no overtime.
Mick she is a biker chick and wants a ride on the wrong side of the road
Gus I will get some. I have charm

Is the mother inlaw hot 2ws? I've got a hot mother inlaw. (is that bad ..... )

Thats bad. No comment. So far so good. I got gifts

Mars wrote:Is the mother inlaw hot 2ws? I've got a hot mother inlaw. (is that bad ..... )

Only bad if you.....oh umm sorry.

2wheelsagain wrote:Thats bad. No comment. So far so good. I got gifts

GIFTS ! And its not even Xmas. You lucky B......

Ive got news for you .If her mother is asleep next door dont even suggest it .

you lot are trying to get me into trouble. Hang on already there '..............

gus wrote:Ive got news for you .If her mother is asleep next door dont even suggest it .

we could always go down the pictures or it didnt happen path again

I must be a bad egg.
My mother in law is not allowed in the house when I am in it, she is not even allowed to park the car in the driveway while I'm at home.
If she rings to speak to the mrs I say "hello" as I answer the phone as I always do and if she is at the other end I put the phone down without a word and tell my mrs
I have changed the display name on mr mrs mobile to "Heinous Hag" so I know who it is. My mrs just laughed at that one.

I must be lucky my mother in law is great & used to ride a scooter when she was younger .( she`s even been pillion on my bike ) She doesnt get involved in any of out shit moments & figures its our problem to sort out .