Been thinking No 2

Been thinking (yer yer I know) about a topic of funny things that happen to us (or others). One that happened to me recently....................... last Thursday had to take my bike to Bega for a 6000k service....OF COURSE IT RAINED!!! Put wet weather gear on and departed..about half way I came up behind Farmer Blogs in his truck taking his cattle to market.. there was nowhere to overtake so I sat back knowing a straight was about a kilometre ahead. I moved up close to be ready to overtake around the next corner. As the truck rounded the corner ABOUT 50 GALLONS OF LIQUID COW SHIT POURED OUT THE BACK...........
luckily the rain washed my gear and bike clean by the time I got to Bega....................Grumpy

Holy shit, that stinks mate

I observed a good sized stream of urine issue from the side of a cattle truck some years ago and made a mental note to never drive next to one with the window down, or in a convertible and have added on a bike to that list now. In short don't get too close, cattle have enormous excretory powers

Grumpy.
Exactly the same thing happened to me several years ago except that it was a hot summer day and I was dressed appropriately!
Ed

dhula wrote:Holy shit, that stinks mate

LoL hahaha
Shit happens. And yes, some times by the truck load.

I grew up on a dairy farm and had lots of close contact experiences with the shitting bovines - I keep well away from cattle trucks!

as they say "shit happens" ......................anyone else had strange,funny or just plain dumb things happen..other than cow shit..........Grumpy

Had a surfboard come off the car in front .It spun 100 times and came down tail first and headlight hit it dead center ,it took out the RH mirror .
Thats more annoying than funny though ..

A few years ago I was riding home from work on a hot summer afternoon feeling pretty crap (I hate summer colds). I was wearing an open face helmet and a summer jacket, but it was so bloody hot I only had the zip half done up.

I'm following a Commodore with a young bloke driving with what was probably his girlfriend in the passanger seat. He lit a cigarette and started flicking the ash out the window. Then the prick fumbled and dropped the smoke out the window, I was maybe 2 car lengths back and the fucking thing flew down the front of my jacket, fuck it hurt. At the next set of lights I pulled up along side him and had a quiet chat with him about what had happened, he just have me a mouth full of shit and started laughing, obviously showing off to his girlfriend. This pissed me off, so after a couple of big sniffs I waited till the lights we're about to turn green and hurled a big green gobby at him (got him right on the side of the face) before riding off. I now don't mind summer colds, they do have a purpose.

Well done .My pet HATE people who throw butts on the ground .Its coastal here
so i'll be surfing with it tomorrow.

I'm a smoker and I can't stand people who throw their butts out the window. Dropping them on the ground while walking along, yep I'll stick my hand up and say I've done it more than once.

b12mick....haaa ..good one ..... "the umpire strikes back"................Grumpy

good one mick
same thing happened to me but i got off the bike and put the ciggy out on his forehead
and popped him 1 on the nose lol

went on the "Tom Wilson Memorial Ride" today.......first stop accident site then onto Tathra pub then etc etc.....at pub parked in carpark like everyone else then wandered about ...brain in neutral ,thumb in bum style.............then time to go ...went to my bike and some low bastard had stolen my gloves and left a ratty old pair inside the screen !! SHOCK HORROR... then I noticed it was not my bike...mine was 3 bikes further up...mate nearly pissed himself laughing and bike owner arrived, giving me strange looks...........( ok ok I'm old and senile )...........................Grumpy

There's a name for that sort of thing - if only I could remember it