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Funny stuff thats no joke
gazzar on Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:17 am
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madmax on Fri 09 Oct 2015, 12:08 pm
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paul on Fri 09 Oct 2015, 7:55 pm
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Kiwisteve on Sat 10 Oct 2015, 8:19 am
Funny as hell.@2wheelsagain wrote:I wasn't sure which section to post this in.
I know some of us had these bikes in 600 and 750.
But I also think he needs
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paul on Sat 10 Oct 2015, 11:51 am
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madmax on Thu 15 Oct 2015, 12:35 pm
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madmax on Thu 15 Oct 2015, 12:36 pm
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madmax on Thu 15 Oct 2015, 1:24 pm
Study the picture first and then read the story.
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally bombed. A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving . . . on the other side?”
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally bombed. A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving . . . on the other side?”
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barry_mcki on Thu 15 Oct 2015, 5:18 pm
Ah, so he got charged for both DUI and not being in proper control of a vehicle...got to watch those sneaky poms 
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paul on Fri 16 Oct 2015, 8:07 pm
So .....you only bought it for the articles eh ................you should be careful what you wish for 
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/playboy-magazine-stop-publishing-images-6623023
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/playboy-magazine-stop-publishing-images-6623023
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paul on Fri 16 Oct 2015, 8:25 pm
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paul on Fri 16 Oct 2015, 8:40 pm
More OCD nightmares..................
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barry_mcki on Sat 17 Oct 2015, 12:58 am
That last one was really bothering me until I realized what was wrong, there were 8 series of Monk 
Actually very clever marketing by Universal.
Actually very clever marketing by Universal.
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madmax on Sat 17 Oct 2015, 7:29 am
The pictures at the top of the page reminded me of a video I watched a couple of days ago
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paul on Sat 17 Oct 2015, 10:06 am
@barry_mcki wrote:That last one was really bothering me until I realized what was wrong, there were 8 series of Monk
Actually very clever marketing by Universal.
Clever or someone has a warped sense of humour ................
twitch .twitch ( I'm not sure Monk would approve either 
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Re-Cycled on Sat 17 Oct 2015, 10:16 am
♫ Hey Hey we're the Monkies. ♫ 
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paul on Sat 17 Oct 2015, 10:19 am
But with one standing on the branch instead of swinging from it like everyone else@Re-Cycled wrote:♫ Hey Hey we're the Monkies. ♫
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paul on Sun 18 Oct 2015, 10:45 am
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madmax on Mon 26 Oct 2015, 12:15 pm
Looks like someone familiar
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paul on Sun 01 Nov 2015, 2:39 pm
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paul on Wed 04 Nov 2015, 10:25 pm
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madmax on Thu 05 Nov 2015, 2:38 pm
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gazzar on Thu 05 Nov 2015, 5:25 pm
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