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Funny as hell.@2wheelsagain wrote:I wasn't sure which section to post this in.
I know some of us had these bikes in 600 and 750.
But I also think he needs

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Study the picture first and then read the story.

This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally bombed. A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving . . . on the other side?”
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally bombed. A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving . . . on the other side?”
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Ah, so he got charged for both DUI and not being in proper control of a vehicle...got to watch those sneaky poms

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So .....you only bought it for the articles eh ................you should be careful what you wish for
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/playboy-magazine-stop-publishing-images-6623023

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/playboy-magazine-stop-publishing-images-6623023
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More OCD nightmares..................

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That last one was really bothering me until I realized what was wrong, there were 8 series of Monk

Actually very clever marketing by Universal.


Actually very clever marketing by Universal.
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The pictures at the top of the page reminded me of a video I watched a couple of days ago
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@barry_mcki wrote:That last one was really bothering me until I realized what was wrong, there were 8 series of Monk![]()
Actually very clever marketing by Universal.
Clever or someone has a warped sense of humour ................



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♫ Hey Hey we're the Monkies. ♫ 

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But with one standing on the branch instead of swinging from it like everyone else@Re-Cycled wrote:♫ Hey Hey we're the Monkies. ♫
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Looks like someone familiar



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