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Post  paul on Wed 17 Dec 2014, 8:24 pm

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Another oldie but a goodie 


Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do any of those."

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Re: The sick/bad joke thread

Post  madmax on Sat 12 Dec 2015, 5:48 pm

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in down town Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?

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Re: The sick/bad joke thread

Post  madmax on Sat 12 Dec 2015, 5:48 pm

My wife and I decided to go on an organised trip to Afghanistan, to
See for ourselves what the place was like.
It didn't start well as the train we were travelling on broke down
Just a few miles south of the station.
We found ourselves stranded in a scary hell hole where no one around
Us spoke any English.
The train, and surrounding streets were full of Muslims,
Angry bearded types glared at us,

The wife stood out in her brightly coloured sun-dress,
All the local women were draped in black head to toe, burqas.
We were extremely scared and convinced that we were in deep trouble.
Just then, Jenny our group leader
Ushered us off the train and round the
Corner from Bankstown Station to the bus terminal, where we continued
Our journey safely to Sydney Airport.

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Re: The sick/bad joke thread

Post  madmax on Sat 12 Dec 2015, 5:49 pm

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor ..

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Re: The sick/bad joke thread

Post  Chook on Mon 14 Dec 2015, 6:03 pm

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and
Ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'

Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just
Dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .'
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Re: The sick/bad joke thread

Post  madmax on Mon 14 Dec 2015, 6:13 pm


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Re: The sick/bad joke thread

Post  paul on Mon 14 Dec 2015, 6:31 pm

@madmax wrote:
 is there a male equivalent for  him  Laughing (I suppose you would have to be "nuts" to wear it though Razz  )

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Re: The sick/bad joke thread

Post  Re-Cycled on Mon 14 Dec 2015, 9:23 pm

@paul wrote:
@madmax wrote:
 is there a male equivalent for  him  Laughing (I suppose you would have to be "nuts" to wear it though Razz  )

I think I'm already getting nutten for Christmas! Very Happy

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Re: The sick/bad joke thread

Post  Chook on Tue 15 Dec 2015, 8:21 pm

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through theswinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

COLD BEER: $5.00
HAMBURGER: $10.00
CHEESEBURGER: $15.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50
HAND JOB: $250.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar & beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help?"

The old golfer leans over the bar & whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?” She looks into his wrinkled eyes & with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.”

The old golfer leans in even closer & into her left ear
says softly: “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”
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Re: The sick/bad joke thread

Post  madmax on Fri 18 Dec 2015, 7:24 am

NUDE BEACH ....... !!!

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger

than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother

that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:

'Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

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Re: The sick/bad joke thread

Post  Chook on Fri 18 Dec 2015, 8:54 pm



A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?" 

"Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money." 

"What are the three tests?" asks the man 

"Gotta pay first." 

So the guy gives him the $10 bucks, and the bartender adds it to the jar. 

"OK, here's what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of pepper tequila -- the WHOLE thing at once -- and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her." 

"Well, I know I've paid my $10 bucks," says the man, "but I'm not an idiot. No wonder you've collected so much money -- that's impossible!" 

The new guy proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve. 

"Wherez zat teeqeelah?" he slurs. 

He grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. 

Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside -- barking, yelping and growling, then silence. 

Just when they think the man must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body. 

"NOW," he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?"
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Post  madmax on Sat 19 Dec 2015, 12:00 am

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?'
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
The judge said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?'
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

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Post  Chook on Sat 19 Dec 2015, 3:09 pm

A husband and wife were grocery shopping. 


Husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart................


 "What are you doing?" asks the wife. 


"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. 


"Put them back, we can't afford them", demands the wife. 


They continue shopping. Later on, she puts a $20 jar of face cream in the basket. 


"What are you doing?" asks the husband. 


"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. 


He said, "So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price."


Husband is still lying in aisle 5 waiting for the Ambo's
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Post  Chook on Sun 20 Dec 2015, 8:01 pm

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Post  madmax on Mon 21 Dec 2015, 4:08 am

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The young man replied,
Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident", I just lost it.

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

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Post  truck on Wed 23 Dec 2015, 5:57 am

CINDERELLA was now 95 years old.
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship..
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years'?
The fairy godmother replied, 'Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you.. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?'
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:'The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension..'
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
Cinderella said, 'Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother'..
The fairy godmother replied, 'It is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?'
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, 'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.'
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young Body returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: 'You have one more wish; what shall it be?'
Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said, 'I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.'
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, 'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.'
With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she had appeared.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes...
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...



'About now I Bet you're sorry you had me neutered ..'
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Post  Chook on Wed 06 Jan 2016, 6:59 am

A young lad from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his money.
He calls home.

'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing...they actually have a program here in Brisbane that will teach our dog Blue how to talk.'
'That's amazing!' his Dad says. 'How do I get Blue in that program?'

'Just send him down here with $2,000,' the son says, 'I'll get him in the course.'
So his father sends the dog and 2,000.
About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out.
The boy calls home.
'So how's Blue doing, son?' his father wants to know.
Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm... But you just won't believe this. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to teach the dogs how to read.' 
'Read?' exclaims his father. 'No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?'
'Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class.'
The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read.
So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
'Where's Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see him read something!'
'Dad,' the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal. Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still bonking that little redhead barmaid at the pub?''
The father groans and whispers, 'I hope you shot that bastard before he talks to your Mother!'
'I sure did, Dad!'
'That's my boy!'
The lad went on to be a successful politician.
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Post  Chook on Wed 06 Jan 2016, 8:22 am

An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in. 

He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?" 

The trainer looked him up and down and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the foyer."


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Post  Chook on Wed 06 Jan 2016, 4:45 pm

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday...I'll show you how to get to Heaven.."

The little boy replied with a chuckle. "You're bullshitting me, right? You don't even know the way to the Post Office!
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Post  madmax on Sat 09 Jan 2016, 8:29 am

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverblack gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested: "Now maybe pucker your lips and wiggle your bottom, see what that does."
She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
The husband then suggested she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.
The husband smiled sweetly at his wife as he opened the cage door and shoved her in. "Now Tell him you have a headache..."

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Post  madmax on Sat 09 Jan 2016, 8:38 am

To spice up our sex life my wife said she would dress up as my favourite Star Wars character.
After walking into the bedroom and seeing her i said, "Jabba the Hut is not my favourite character !"
She replied "Fuck off you cheeky bastard,I haven"t got changed yet."
I'm in the doghouse again.

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I was laying in bed last night. My wife said
"Honey, make me scream with one finger"
So I poked the bitch in the eye..


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Post  madmax on Tue 12 Jan 2016, 5:34 pm

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle, he said “Hi!, how are you?”
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”.
The voice said “So what are you up to?”.
I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”.
From next door, “Can I come over?”. Annoyed, I said, “rather busy right now”.
The voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions”

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Post  paul on Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:54 pm

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
 
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
 
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
 
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe
this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.  
 
Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.
 
Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive decline.  The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time.  The brains of older people do not get weak.  On the contrary, they simply know more.
 
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.  It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

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Post  madmax on Tue 12 Jan 2016, 10:10 pm

@paul wrote:I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
 
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
 
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
 
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe
this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.  
 
Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.
 
Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive decline.  The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time.  The brains of older people do not get weak.  On the contrary, they simply know more.
 
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.  It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

Maybe we need a format

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