Funny stuff thats no joke

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Thought I'd start a thread  to collate all the odd-ball / funny stuff that's not exactly a joke & doesn't have somewhere to post apart from cluttering up the forum with lots of single posts.

I'll start...............

I recently walked through a crowd going to a Grateful Dead concert.
Some weird shit there I tell you   I'll post some pix when I get to them

* MY WIFE'S RIDE-ON LAWN MOWER IS NOW FOR SALE!


Here?s the story...................It?s still hard to believe the way it
turned out. My wife said she wanted a ride-on lawn owner. She works all day
and was always tired when she came home from work and I thought that a
ride-on lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she
would have more time for the chores inside.
SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a ride-on lawn mower.
I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.
I even put a light on it so she could work at night after she finishes
putting away the dinner dishes.
To this day I still can't understand why some women are so hard to please!!

Seen on the "Magic Mile" Downtown Chicago 3 July 2015

Must be the guy on the left across the road. He seems to be looking up some ones leg.  ha ha ha  oh stop it. My sides are hurting.    

^  Really?  Is that it?  Although I note that the 'someone's leg' is on a poster on the wall.

Maybe it's the LH drive outfit

palexxxx wrote:^  Really?  Is that it?  Although I note that the 'someone's leg' is on a poster on the wall.

No, but it was the best I could come up with at short notice.