Funny stuff thats no joke

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Thought I'd start a thread  to collate all the odd-ball / funny stuff that's not exactly a joke & doesn't have somewhere to post apart from cluttering up the forum with lots of single posts.

I'll start...............

The above reminds me about the naked statues of Adam and Eve down in Sydney's Hyde Park'

They had been in the park for about a century, covered in moss, grime and birdsh#t.

One day the Fairy Godmother came along and said to the statues, "If I grant you one wish, what would it be?.

Adam said to Eve "I would like to be a real live human being for a day and Eve agreed the same."

The Fairy Godmother said a few magic words, waved the magic wand and in a puff of smoke they started to flex themselves and stepped down off their pedestals.

Adam took Eve by the hand and off they went into the bushes. After a while their was a lot rustling in the bushes together with grunts and moans of pure delight. That also caused birds to take flight and the small animals to scatter.

After a while they both came out of the bushes brushing themselves off with smiles of pure delight on their faces.

Adam then said to Eve "That was just terrific, I really enjoyed that, would you like to do it again?"

Eve then said to Adam, " Yes, I would, but this time you hold the pidgeons down and I'll sh#t on them.

paul wrote:

What's that, a Gillard Bean?

Kaupy1962 wrote:

paul wrote:

What's that, a Gillard Bean?

Or Beans love child LOL

That reminds me of the two Scotish homosexuals,
Their names are Ben Doon and Phil Macrackin.
Regards
Paul

Blueknight wrote:That reminds me of the two Scotish homosexuals,
Their names are Ben Doon and Phil Macrackin.
Regards
Paul

I taught a student in 2003, named Jack Gough.

geekay007 wrote:

Blueknight wrote:That reminds me of the two Scotish homosexuals,
Their names are Ben Doon and Phil Macrackin.
Regards
Paul

I taught a student in 2003, named Jack Gough.

Years ago we had a Wayne Kerr and a Richard Head at work

madmax wrote:

geekay007 wrote:

Blueknight wrote:That reminds me of the two Scotish homosexuals,
Their names are Ben Doon and Phil Macrackin.
Regards
Paul

I taught a student in 2003, named Jack Gough.

Years ago we had a Wayne Kerr and a Richard Head at work

I have spent the summer rooming with a bloke from QLD by the name of Richard Roach. Think about it ...............