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Post  paul Mon 24 Sep 2012, 8:52 pm

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Thought I'd start a thread  to collate all the odd-ball / funny stuff that's not exactly a joke & doesn't have somewhere to post apart from cluttering up the forum with lots of single posts.

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Post  paul Tue 17 Jun 2014, 9:06 am

lol!  lol!

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Post  gazzar Wed 18 Jun 2014, 6:50 am

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Post  gazzar Wed 18 Jun 2014, 4:30 pm

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Post  gazzar Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:17 am

Brings back me childhood...................  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil 




https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RD_kMw_Sx_nCY&v=_kMw_Sx_nCY&feature=player_detailpage


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Post  paul Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:29 am

lol!  lol!   ..................I wish my train set was like that

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Post  gazzar Thu 19 Jun 2014, 7:19 am

Like Disney said `` if U wish upon a star''................... Funny stuff thats no joke  - Page 22 Tnc7S8dYtXvLfU9PptkGbPDoAAAAASUVORK5CYII=

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Post  paul Sun 22 Jun 2014, 8:29 pm

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Post  paul Sun 22 Jun 2014, 8:31 pm

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Post  gazzar Sun 22 Jun 2014, 8:32 pm

Twisted Evil  lol!  lol!

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Post  gazzar Mon 23 Jun 2014, 7:37 pm

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Post  gazzar Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:21 pm

lol!  lol!  lol!

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Post  gazzar Tue 01 Jul 2014, 5:45 pm

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Post  paul Tue 01 Jul 2014, 6:01 pm

Someone told him no more piss for you , & he was just proving them wrong  Rolling Eyes  Evil or Very Mad  Laughing

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Post  Re-Cycled Tue 01 Jul 2014, 7:25 pm

He could change his name to Bear Grylls, then people will think he's amazing! Laughing

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Post  paul Tue 01 Jul 2014, 8:37 pm

Re-Cycled wrote:He could change his name to Bear Grylls, then people will think he's amazing! Laughing

Didn't he use a cup though  Laughing

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Post  paul Tue 01 Jul 2014, 11:31 pm

From ASB


Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don’t Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner’s manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can’t tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They’re too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don’t Wave Back
10. Wasn’t sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn’t find the “auto wave back” button on dashboard.

Top 10 Reasons Sport bikers Don’t Wave At All
10. They have not been riding long enough to know they’re supposed to.
9. They’re going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond.
8. You weren’t wearing bright enough gear.
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they’ll rip it out of the socket.
6. They’re too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don’t want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
4. Their skin tight-Kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal.
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
2. It’s too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.

Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don’t Wave Back
10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered “bad form.”
8. Your bike isn’t weird enough looking to justify acknowledgment.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock “comfort” seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod, XM, or talking on the cell phone.
5. He’s an Iron Butt rider and you’re not!.
4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
3. You’re not riding the “right kind” of BMW.
2. You haven’t been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture

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Post  gazzar Thu 03 Jul 2014, 8:19 pm

Greg was sunbathing naked at the beach at Caloundra, and for the sake of civility,
(plus to keep things from gettingsunburned), he kept a hat over his private parts.


A woman walked past and said, snickering,"If you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat."Greg raised an eyebrow and replied:


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"If you were better looking, it would lift itself." 

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Post  paul Thu 03 Jul 2014, 8:29 pm

lol!  lol!

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Post  Hammy Fri 04 Jul 2014, 6:20 am

gazzar wrote:Greg was sunbathing naked at the beach at Caloundra, and for the sake of civility,
(plus to keep things from gettingsunburned), he kept a hat over his private parts.


A woman walked past and said, snickering,"If you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat."Greg raised an eyebrow and replied:


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"If you were better looking, it would lift itself." 

Bloody  Rolf Harris.  He's everywhere now.   Mad
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Post  gazzar Fri 04 Jul 2014, 7:19 am

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Post  madmax Fri 04 Jul 2014, 8:43 am

they needed to salt the lamb first

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Post  gazzar Fri 04 Jul 2014, 9:01 am

lol!  lol!

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