Funny stuff thats no joke

Page 6 of 40 Previous  1 ... 5, 6, 7 ... 23 ... 40  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Mon 24 Sep 2012, 8:52 pm

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd start a thread  to collate all the odd-ball / funny stuff that's not exactly a joke & doesn't have somewhere to post apart from cluttering up the forum with lots of single posts.

I'll start...............













Last edited by paul on Sat 21 Feb 2015, 10:11 pm; edited 1 time in total

_________________
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.






avatar
paul

Posts : 7011
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 65
Location : Morphett Vale Sth. Aust.

View user profile

Back to top Go down


Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Jimmy the Boy on Wed 22 May 2013, 2:39 pm

avatar
Jimmy the Boy

Posts : 803
Join date : 2011-05-14
Age : 48
Location : Wagga Wagga

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Jimmy the Boy on Wed 22 May 2013, 2:41 pm

avatar
Jimmy the Boy

Posts : 803
Join date : 2011-05-14
Age : 48
Location : Wagga Wagga

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Sun 26 May 2013, 8:26 pm














_________________
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.






avatar
paul

Posts : 7011
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 65
Location : Morphett Vale Sth. Aust.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Sun 26 May 2013, 8:51 pm















_________________
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.






avatar
paul

Posts : 7011
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 65
Location : Morphett Vale Sth. Aust.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Jimmy the Boy on Mon 27 May 2013, 8:19 pm

avatar
Jimmy the Boy

Posts : 803
Join date : 2011-05-14
Age : 48
Location : Wagga Wagga

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  2wheelsagain on Mon 27 May 2013, 9:30 pm

Jimmy the Boy wrote:

lol! Gold!

_________________
My posts reflect my personal  experience or opinion. You don't have to agree with me.
~ Chris ~
~ 0466 Ask ~
~ My Photography Blog Page ~
~ My YouTube Channel ~
~ Suzuki Bandits Australia Facebook Page ~
~ Half hr from the hills. Two minutes from the coast ~

~ My Bikes ~
 VFR1200F - How Fast Do You Want To Tour?
MV Brutale 800 - Triple Treat
avatar
2wheelsagain
Admin

Posts : 6237
Join date : 2009-08-26
Age : 53
Location : Sale Area Vic

View user profile https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU-axKVr_wDILSSK0-8GQ1A

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Mon 27 May 2013, 10:02 pm


_________________
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.






avatar
paul

Posts : 7011
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 65
Location : Morphett Vale Sth. Aust.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Mon 27 May 2013, 10:16 pm








_________________
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.






avatar
paul

Posts : 7011
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 65
Location : Morphett Vale Sth. Aust.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Mon 03 Jun 2013, 8:43 pm














_________________
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.






avatar
paul

Posts : 7011
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 65
Location : Morphett Vale Sth. Aust.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  2wheelsagain on Tue 04 Jun 2013, 12:49 pm


_________________
My posts reflect my personal  experience or opinion. You don't have to agree with me.
~ Chris ~
~ 0466 Ask ~
~ My Photography Blog Page ~
~ My YouTube Channel ~
~ Suzuki Bandits Australia Facebook Page ~
~ Half hr from the hills. Two minutes from the coast ~

~ My Bikes ~
 VFR1200F - How Fast Do You Want To Tour?
MV Brutale 800 - Triple Treat
avatar
2wheelsagain
Admin

Posts : 6237
Join date : 2009-08-26
Age : 53
Location : Sale Area Vic

View user profile https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU-axKVr_wDILSSK0-8GQ1A

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Tue 04 Jun 2013, 6:05 pm

lol! lol!

_________________
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.






avatar
paul

Posts : 7011
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 65
Location : Morphett Vale Sth. Aust.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Re-Cycled on Tue 04 Jun 2013, 10:46 pm

So, now that the weight's off you've taken up sun bathing Chris? Smile

_________________
Cheers Peter

'96 1200s Bandit
2007 DL1000 V Strom
avatar
Re-Cycled

Posts : 2187
Join date : 2009-08-20
Age : 59
Location : Newcastle

View user profile https://www.facebook.com/groups/154520904856/

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  2wheelsagain on Wed 05 Jun 2013, 6:39 am

Re-Cycled wrote:So, now that the weight's off you've taken up sun bathing Chris? Smile

lol!

_________________
My posts reflect my personal  experience or opinion. You don't have to agree with me.
~ Chris ~
~ 0466 Ask ~
~ My Photography Blog Page ~
~ My YouTube Channel ~
~ Suzuki Bandits Australia Facebook Page ~
~ Half hr from the hills. Two minutes from the coast ~

~ My Bikes ~
 VFR1200F - How Fast Do You Want To Tour?
MV Brutale 800 - Triple Treat
avatar
2wheelsagain
Admin

Posts : 6237
Join date : 2009-08-26
Age : 53
Location : Sale Area Vic

View user profile https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU-axKVr_wDILSSK0-8GQ1A

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Wed 05 Jun 2013, 9:49 pm








_________________
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.






avatar
paul

Posts : 7011
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 65
Location : Morphett Vale Sth. Aust.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Jimmy the Boy on Thu 06 Jun 2013, 6:49 pm

And you thought YOU were havin' a bad day! affraid
avatar
Jimmy the Boy

Posts : 803
Join date : 2011-05-14
Age : 48
Location : Wagga Wagga

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  madmax on Fri 07 Jun 2013, 8:56 am

Maybe that was intentional, Squirrels way of a vasectomy

_________________
2011 GSX1250FA in Candy Indy Blue
avatar
madmax

Posts : 3913
Join date : 2011-10-19
Age : 53
Location : Carrum Downs, Victoria

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:05 pm


_________________
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.






avatar
paul

Posts : 7011
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 65
Location : Morphett Vale Sth. Aust.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Re-Cycled on Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:09 pm

paul wrote:Funny Stuff

Really did LOL lol!


BTW the picture above that is proof squirrels can't cry!

_________________
Cheers Peter

'96 1200s Bandit
2007 DL1000 V Strom
avatar
Re-Cycled

Posts : 2187
Join date : 2009-08-20
Age : 59
Location : Newcastle

View user profile https://www.facebook.com/groups/154520904856/

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  ThatOtherGuy on Wed 12 Jun 2013, 5:26 am

paul wrote:

Variations of the toilet explosion story go around from time to time like this. Mythbusters tried to replicate and busted the myth that a toilet would explode. I'm laughing more at the editor for recycling a piece of tripe story that is unable to be true in any way because she was too lazy to do any work that day. Well maybe someone did bring his motor bike into the house, who hasn't done something like that before? But it is a recycled story.
avatar
ThatOtherGuy

Posts : 201
Join date : 2012-08-18
Age : 51
Location : Albany Creek

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  madmax on Wed 12 Jun 2013, 9:15 am

ThatOtherGuy wrote:
paul wrote:

Variations of the toilet explosion story go around from time to time like this. Mythbusters tried to replicate and busted the myth that a toilet would explode. I'm laughing more at the editor for recycling a piece of tripe story that is unable to be true in any way because she was too lazy to do any work that day. Well maybe someone did bring his motor bike into the house, who hasn't done something like that before? But it is a recycled story.


Doesn't matter, its an entertaining tale whether its true or not

_________________
2011 GSX1250FA in Candy Indy Blue
avatar
madmax

Posts : 3913
Join date : 2011-10-19
Age : 53
Location : Carrum Downs, Victoria

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Fri 14 Jun 2013, 6:42 pm










_________________
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.






avatar
paul

Posts : 7011
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 65
Location : Morphett Vale Sth. Aust.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Sleepy pets

Post  paul on Mon 22 Jul 2013, 7:48 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?feature=player_embedded&v=VRgQaOOZRo4

 This also has a link at the end to some more funny clips  Very Happy  ( the bulldog link is pretty cool )

_________________
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.






avatar
paul

Posts : 7011
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 65
Location : Morphett Vale Sth. Aust.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Jimmy the Boy on Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:31 am

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. 

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect


avatar
Jimmy the Boy

Posts : 803
Join date : 2011-05-14
Age : 48
Location : Wagga Wagga

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  paul on Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:40 pm


_________________
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.






avatar
paul

Posts : 7011
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 65
Location : Morphett Vale Sth. Aust.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Hammy on Thu 15 Aug 2013, 8:15 am

paul wrote:
 Nice  your street Paul.  Very Happy
avatar
Hammy

Posts : 4446
Join date : 2011-08-09
Age : 58
Location : The Rock

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Funny stuff thats no joke

Post  Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 6 of 40 Previous  1 ... 5, 6, 7 ... 23 ... 40  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum