Tennis, It's Not Cricket.

OK. Just trying to take my mind off this God damn weather for a bit. What are your thoughts on Ms Sharapova. Why the hell has she Not been told to shut up that bloody irritating sound that screeches out after every shot ? I cannot bare to watch her What is it with these new breed of female players ? You would have never heard Billy Jean King or Martina Navratilova grunting and groaning like that. Well not out on the court anyway ! I wish someone in the crowd would let out a high pitched sqweall just before every time she served. Just to show her what everyone else has to put up with. There. I feel better now. Now back to the rain.

If she makes that much noise on the tennis court then imagine the bedroom

holdenman wrote:If she makes that much noise on the tennis court then imagine the bedroom

Ok, I'll take one for the team and volunteer myself to find out for sure.

b12mick wrote:

holdenman wrote:If she makes that much noise on the tennis court then imagine the bedroom

Ok, I'll take one for the team and volunteer myself to find out for sure.

Me First!!!!

Don't watch much of the womens tennis but have been watching allot of the mens draw.

I play 3-4 times a week so this time of year is golden for me :-)

Especially with the Indian cricket team here, even if they are under performing in the test matches....

b12mick wrote:

holdenman wrote:If she makes that much noise on the tennis court then imagine the bedroom

Ok, I'll take one for the team and volunteer myself to find out for sure.

At least she would be wet and sweaty already

I'm hearin ya Hammy, Haven't watched tennis since all this shreiking, grunting and groaning started. You can turn the sound down but then miss out on the commentary. Even if the women were naked i still wouldn't watch. Hang on minute, if that ever happens i might watch just a little bit.

OMG! The two biggest grunters/groaners in the womans game have made it through to the final. I dare you to watch it with the sound on.

Hammy wrote:OMG! The two biggest grunters/groaners in the womans game have made it through to the final. I dare you to watch it with the sound on.

Better to 'watch' it without the vision and let your imagination do the rest....

Now theres an idea. Record the whole thing (audio). And then sell it on the internet as a Grunt n Groan Fest XXX.