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Post  dhula on Sun 15 Jan 2012, 2:16 am

Well I know what I did, but here is the story

Here I am taking my evening walk.
Walking down the street when old matey #1 points out that there is a snake on the ground and I should be careful. Now to put this into context, it's about 8pm (so a bit on the dark side) and I haven't got my glasses on so everything is a bit on the blurred side.
Anyways, I reply "cheers mate" and then I spy old matey #2 with a broom trying to beet the living shit outa our slithery friend, and by christ, he was getting ken angry (the snake, not the old dude) but was trying it's best to get the fuck outa dodge and wasn't even trying to fight back.
I commented that he should leave the snake alone as it'd probably curl up somewhere and go to sleep at which time our hero with the broom gave the snake a bit of a flick in my direction (I don't think it was deliberate but......) which ended up with a aprox 2 meter brown snake wrapped around my ankle.

What would you do?


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Re: What would you do

Post  madmax on Sun 15 Jan 2012, 7:58 am

well I think the first thing I do is shit myself

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Re: What would you do

Post  Reardo on Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:02 am

No shit. What dick head(The Hero). Just stand still and if it looked like he was going to bit, kick it at the Hero.

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Post  2wheelsagain on Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:07 am

@madmax wrote:well I think the first thing I do is shit myself
+1
What a ken moron! What did you say to the clown?

That's a good size serpent Reardo.

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Post  gus on Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:24 am

That attitued ir disappointing .Lets hope when the aliens get here they "swat " him first . Laughing
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Re: What would you do

Post  dhula on Sun 15 Jan 2012, 1:45 pm

I calmly released the snake from my ankle and allowed it to slither away into the undergrowth, giveing it a little wave as it disappeared quietly.
I then strolled over to old matey #2 and explained to him in a nice controlled manner that using a broom to defend yourself from a scared snake is not appropriate considering the size difference between the 2 opponents and that my need for a snake skinned ankle brace is far less than my need to not be bitten by a scared and furious animal that has no idea who or what it is biting into.

Pretty sure you can translate that for yourselves

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Post  Jimcoleman on Sun 15 Jan 2012, 2:56 pm

what comes to mind is that you've been kissed on willy by a fairy for not getting bitten, or should we just call you lucky Phil
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Post  Ewok1958 on Sun 15 Jan 2012, 6:05 pm

Where did you bury him dhula? Shocked
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Re: What would you do

Post  Re-Cycled on Sun 15 Jan 2012, 6:21 pm

I assume he is having the broom surgically removed from his rectum. Laughing

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Post  reddog on Sun 15 Jan 2012, 7:18 pm

^^ That made me think of Dicky Knee for some reason Very Happy
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Re: What would you do

Post  Reardo on Sun 15 Jan 2012, 7:54 pm

@dhula wrote:I calmly released the snake from my ankle
How do u release a made snake with out a bite pale

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Post  sb1250 on Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:21 pm

@madmax wrote:well I think the first thing I do is shit myself
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Re: What would you do

Post  Grover on Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:28 pm

I don't think I could have resited the temptation to clock the bastard before I removed the snake. Well done mate.

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Re: What would you do

Post  dhula on Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:19 am

@Reardo wrote:How do u release a made snake with out a bite pale

With more good luck than good management and a huge "thanks fruitbats" once done. pale

On another note, saw broom wielding tool tending to his garden yesterday when I was out for a walk and for someone I don't know apart from this, he was rather nice to me as I walked past.
Had a funny limp tho confused

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