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Post  gus on Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:48 am

If aliens invade to take over earth how will they do it .Fighting hand to had is time consuming with no guarantee of success .Nukes, well that just
stuffs it for every one ,so thats out .Gas ,too many bodies to clean up .Zombie virus turning us against each other ,too slow and there is always
people immune to it .I'm thinking they will have to Vaporise us ,they are advanced but people will hide .My partner say they will eat us but
i'mm not sure .There will be lots of differant tasts though ,Italian ,Thai ,French ect,ect ,(i know, not politically correct ) Very Happy

Any ideas Laughing
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Post  Hammy on Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:11 am

They will kill us with a Carbon Tax. Very slowly so that we dont see it coming. the tax will increase more and more. First we wont be able to afford fuel for our beloved Bandits. Then we wont have enough money for the phone and electricity bill. Then we wont be able to eat. We will exit like the dinosaurs. And all that will be left will be the Aliens, aka, politicians with their well feathered nests. Evil or Very Mad
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Post  gus on Tue 13 Dec 2011, 7:43 pm

But we will revolt .I'm thinking they want us gone quick , like a week .
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Post  Ewok1958 on Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:30 pm

I recently read a book titled "Revealing the Secret Alien Agenda: The Threat" by David M Jacobs PhD. Apparently the aliens have been breading with us for many generations and now the alien/human hybrids look enough like humans that we don't notice them anymore. Apparently they are engaging in the systematic and clandestine physiological exploitation, and perhaps alteration, of human beings for the purpose of passing on their genetic capabilities to progeny who will integrate into the human society and without doubt (apparently), control it. affraid affraid

Just so long as the don't f..... with my bike! alien alien alien
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Post  Baz on Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:15 pm

religion is already killing this world off .. slowly but surely

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Post  paul on Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:24 pm

gus wrote:But we will revolt .I'm thinking they want us gone quick , like a week .

My first wife told me I was revolting & she wished I would disappear in a week / maybe she was an alien . Shocked

I think they would keep some of us for slave labor and the compulsory anal probes etc, & the rest of us they would just pop into another dimension to be recalled when needed . that way we could all co-exist in the same place without actually bumping into or seeing each other . Either that or melted down for fuel . pale

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Post  gus on Wed 14 Dec 2011, 7:07 am

Flesh eating virus spores ? Twisted Evil
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Post  sb1250 on Wed 14 Dec 2011, 7:28 am

Ewok1958 wrote:I recently read a book titled "Revealing the Secret Alien Agenda: The Threat" by David M Jacobs PhD. Apparently the aliens have been breading with us for many generations and now the alien/human hybrids look enough like humans that we don't notice them anymore. Apparently they are engaging in the systematic and clandestine physiological exploitation, and perhaps alteration, of human beings for the purpose of passing on their genetic capabilities to progeny who will integrate into the human society and without doubt (apparently), control it. affraid affraid .......

There's one of those running the country now!! Smile Smile

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Post  Grover on Wed 14 Dec 2011, 6:11 pm

Ewok1958 wrote:I recently read a book titled "Revealing the Secret Alien Agenda: The Threat" by David M Jacobs PhD. Apparently the aliens have been breading with us for many generations and now the alien/human hybrids look enough like humans that we don't notice them anymore. Apparently they are engaging in the systematic and clandestine physiological exploitation, and perhaps alteration, of human beings for the purpose of passing on their genetic capabilities to progeny who will integrate into the human society and without doubt (apparently), control it. affraid affraid

Just so long as the don't f..... with my bike! alien alien alien

Dammit, the secret is out!!

Don't worry Ewok, we mean you no harm and we won't touch your bike. I did however place a small tracking device in the base of your skull when we were in Bathurst (for your own safety).

And before anyone else suggests it, we aliens have absolutely no interest in anal probes - we just started that rumour for a bit of fun.

Grover out.

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Post  Ewok1958 on Wed 14 Dec 2011, 6:19 pm

Mate, I thought you'd belted me over the back of the head for snoring! Glad you had a proper excuse! cheers



But at least sb1250 has explained Julia's accent/strange speech pattern.
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Post  dhula on Wed 14 Dec 2011, 7:25 pm

Hammy wrote:They are killing us with a Carbon Tax. Very slowly the tax will increase more and more. We can't afford fuel for our beloved Bandits. Then we haven't enough money for the phone and electricity bill. Soon enough we wont be able to eat. We will exit like the dinosaurs. And all that will be left will be the Aliens, aka, politicians with their well feathered nests. Evil or Very Mad

Thought I'd fix that for ya @Hammy. Hope that's OK

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Post  Grover on Wed 14 Dec 2011, 7:41 pm

Ewok1958 wrote:Mate, I thought you'd belted me over the back of the head for snoring! Glad you had a proper excuse! cheers



But at least sb1250 has explained Julia's accent/strange speech pattern.

Mate, your snoring could wake a small third world nation. Luckily I was so pissed from all that red wine that I could have slept through nuclear testing.


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Post  Ewok1958 on Wed 14 Dec 2011, 7:58 pm

Ok, here's how an Aussie journanist would selectively quote Grover. From above:

Dammit, the secret is out!!

And before anyone else suggests it, we aliens have absolutely no interest in anal probes - we just started that rumour for a bit of fun.
Grover out.

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Post  Grover on Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:19 pm

And the headline:

The Truth Uncovered!

illegal aliens admit to anal probe deception!

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Post  Ewok1958 on Thu 15 Dec 2011, 5:29 pm

And I believe the DVD with the full story is available from Adam and Eve in Fyshwick! alien
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Post  gus on Thu 15 Dec 2011, 6:38 pm

AS that song says "we would make great pets ". Since aliens are way more advanced than us ,i'm thinking they live to be at least 300 years old .
Imagine what the great minds of our time could have done if they had lived that long also .
Yep ,we will be their pets with a short life span .(to them ) Laughing Hope i get a kind one , not the probing kind . confused
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Post  Ewok1958 on Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:01 pm

Leave a note out for the (s)extraestials Gus - you might get a Xmas 'bonus'!! No Very Happy alien Basketball
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Post  whitey1 on Sun 18 Dec 2011, 4:53 pm

I love these sorts of threads. You guys are hilarious! Laughing lol! lol! lol!
My wife says you've got too much time on your hands. Go for a ride!


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Post  Thof on Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:15 pm

Gus, I'd be part of an resistance as the can't read my my mind (hmm, insert comment here & don't ask / listen to wife), AFBWDS under the helmut you see...
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Post  Thof on Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:16 pm

oops, forgot the y
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Post  Grover on Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:12 pm

whitey1 wrote:I love these sorts of threads. You guys are hilarious! Laughing lol! lol! lol!
My wife says you've got too much time on your hands. Go for a ride!

She is right! But my bike is in the shop, so I have an excuse.

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Post  gus on Fri 06 Jan 2012, 8:11 am

After lots of thought i have come to the conclusion that they will freeze dry us for food .
We eat everything else so if there is to be a "super race " it is only natural we will go down a step on the ladder and join the food chain .
Now if they are going to eat use, they will like to fatten us up first .

Need i say any more ." The End Is Nigh " Wink
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Post  paul on Fri 06 Jan 2012, 12:49 pm

gus wrote:After lots of thought i have come to the conclusion that they will freeze dry us for food .
We eat everything else so if there is to be a "super race " it is only natural we will go down a step on the ladder and join the food chain .
Now if they are going to eat use, they will like to fatten us up first .

Need i say any more ." The End Is Nigh " Wink



So does that mean that if they`re into anal probing and are prepared to "eat me " they will also hold their own mardi gras ? Shocked Embarassed

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Post  Hammy on Fri 06 Jan 2012, 1:25 pm

paul wrote:



So does that mean that if they`re into anal probing and are prepared to "eat me " they will also hold their own mardi gras ? Shocked Embarassed

Does anyone know what the're putting in the water down there in SA ??
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Post  paul on Fri 06 Jan 2012, 1:29 pm

Hammy wrote:
paul wrote:



So does that mean that if they`re into anal probing and are prepared to "eat me " they will also hold their own mardi gras ? Shocked Embarassed

Does anyone know what the're putting in the water down there in SA ??



I think it`s 45 years of sniffing contact adhesive at work Rolling Eyes

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